“The original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this
Oh this is also extremely me
leyside asked:
can i look at your spreadsheets, lord guilliman?
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roboute-guilliman answered:
In order to look at my spreadsheets, you need to prove to be in the higher command structures of the Ultramarines, a successor chapter, or the Mechanicus, and excel certified. If you are of the High Lords of Terra you get a summary.
He said that I could have a look, is that good enough?
Long time no see! I made another picrew for my friends, please enjoy :)
the way i was kicking my heels and giggling making them,,, gagged
so wuthering heights by emily bronte means nothing to you?
Me - ok, well this isn’t great, but this is a snappy quote from a headline, maybe the full quote offers some additional context
The full quote -
Me - … oh. so you don’t understand anything. got it. cool.
Today I learned that there's a Latin translation of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and I have never bought something off Amazon faster.
latin-reading friends pretty please tell me what his diary says
“Now first of all, something must be made clear”
ask me about my warrior cats/edward ii parallels.
is mortimer tigerstar? lets discuss.
i think this makes sense, because that would make bluestar edward ii and firestar edward iii, but who is isabella is my question (lancaster is clearly darkstripe, or maybe brokenstar)
you know its bad for you when you start coming up with aus for your own ocs
Isn't an OC in an AU just.... Original fiction?
ah, you see, i am inventing ocs to write in my original fiction (fantasy), and then going "but what if he was doing cryptocurrency scams and they were tiktok famous". so it is getting just a little bit silly for me.
exactly, shout out the time that every member of my dnd group contributed to a college au of our characters at the college we all attended
All roads lead to Rome, all lineages evolve to CRAB 🦀🦀
official crab post
au in which a crab civilization rises from the ashes of the Roman Empire
parallel crab civilization to ancient rome ala “The Great Mouse Detective”