terramythos

sorry im never going to be over the fact that ffxiv dragons are space aliens it's the funniest way anyone has handled dragons in a fantasy setting

terramythos

space aliens ☝️ whose planet was destroyed by space alien robots. It must be said

terramythos

only survived because one (1) guy went. hey guys this space robot shit is stupid they're gonna kick our ass. i'm leaving with exactly 7 of my eggs BYE. then just raw dog flew through space until he found a planet

shipperwolf1

then he met God and she was like "hey wanna live on my special planet and raise your kids here? In exchange for protecting it from [redacted]?"

And he was all "fuck yeah, thanks God"

And that's how ffxiv got dragons

firebirdeternal

having thoughts about the dark knight questline in Final Fantasy 14 again.

The Darkness in your Heart comes to you and says
"You don't have to put up with this."
it says
"Life is hard and it hurts and the things you do to survive weigh on you. Good. They should. This is *hard* don't pretend like it isn't."
The Darkness in your Heart comes to you and says
"We give up so much to protect what we care about. Let us care about Ourselves. Let *me* care about *you*. Let me *protect* you."
it says
"I love you. I love you. I love you. I forgive you. I forgive you. I forgive you."

farfromdaylight

explaining old praetorium to people who never experienced it makes me feel like a crazy person. like yeah there were 8 players there. the tanks pulled every single add so that the rest of the party could hit a button, then they pulled two full hallways of enemies so the party could skip ahead, and sure they usually died but it was prae so that didn't matter.

then after the first boss you had to get on the elevator. all 8 of you. at the same time. yeah if we forgot someone we have to go back. then every single person has to pick up a key to turn on the magitek armor and get on another elevator. hope you didn't miss that one.

nero was whatever but gaius barely did any mechanics, he really just fell over. then you'd have the whole ultima weapon fight, which was two phases and one of them you barely did any damage. oh and at the end you fought lahabrea. if you were lucky he was Lahabread and if he lived more than ten seconds it was a miracle. congrats for spending 45 minutes of your life in prae, have some exp.

rookiebe

rielle's grief

ofdarklands

only person allowed to wear the mentor crown to be quite honest

seaseren

Personally I think if Alphinaud ever tried to go back to academia he would experience absolure burnout

tobyfoxmademeascaly

#same if he actually tried to join the forum#we have infected that boy with the wanderlust he can do Politics but it cant be while sequestered away on sharlayan

This is why I am CONVINCED that if he DID get onto the forum he’d be like. Forum’s Azem. Attending meetings through Fantasy Zoom because he’s on the other side of the planet doing triage in a war zone. Sometimes they need to call recess because he’s fighting for his life over there

thewickwheat

Grab a steak knife and make an incision between my fourth and fifth rib, ask me what it eats

Illustration for the Exquisite Corpse art bash on twitter!

greatlordfluffernutter

Favorite part of ffxiv is when Alisae, almost immediately after her introduction, goes "fuck this political bullshit I don't wanna be in A Realm Reborn" and simply leaves the story.