You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
Crazy that I can just buy Tylenol wherever. You need a drug to stop a natural neurological reactoin by blocking pain receptors, potentially causing you to get injured and not notice or just straight up addicted from overuse? That'll be 20 bucks at Shoppers
My brain took a minute to process this. We just have our Tylenol just straight up on the shelves, no protection, but I guess it's different in america. Like, we can just take it and go to checkout without having to have someone hand it to you.
I FORGOT THE WORD. NOT AN ACTUAL WALL. Like. The little paper. Barrier. Think. Under the Tylenol cap.
added after the Tylenol murders I believe it's the silver paper thing. It's a wall. I guess I don't know the word.
LMAO A TAB? But seriously, absolutely insane that we can buy this like anywhere
I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE CALL IT A TAB
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ITS A FREKING. SEAL. ITS CALLED A SEAL TO ME LIKE THE FREAKING WATER THING.
I- WHAT
ITS A TAB. OR A COVER. WHO CALLS IT A SEAL???
watch me get absolutely destroyed for this
ITS A FUCKING SEAL
THAT IS A SEAL!! IT IS SEALED FOR YOUR PROTECTION!!!!!
the tylenol murders are so weird to me. like yeah this guy bought a bunch of tylenol and then put lethal amounts of poison in it and then just put it back on the shelves. and for what reason.
I think the irony of it adds a little bit of spice.
@a-being-of-chaossss I think if any version becomes famous this one should full circle babyyyyyy
NO OH GOD PLEASE NO
Please don't make this post famous. PLEASE.
haha lol ok
I’ll tag some more people
@moondust-on-the-hijabi @loife1m @crowgenius @reyna-obsessed @vinxthemage @bananasinyourface @damhalfblood @incorrectatlas @imthatweirdratinthecorner @monpetitchattriste @qracer25y @rabbityfrogs @someonewhogotanaccount @tybalt-you-saucy-boi @thecrxwclub @waffled-iron @yes-i-exist-shutup reblog this please
I swear to god I'm going to copycat the tylenol murders and kill all of you for this
we got attacted to this cus you told us not to
This is mostly my fault but if my legacy become forgetting the word "seal" I'm gonna
NO NO NO WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE
I'M ALREADY IN THE POST?
I've abstained from adding to this but..... It's a tab... That is used to seal the container....
THANK YOU KIREXA
KIREXA YOU TRAITOR
ITS A TAB.
I AM NOT OVER SILLY DEBATES AT 7:21 AM.
seal
@miata-detector what do you think? Is there a miata in this?
kinda feel like I’m not needed here but happy to be included
kinda feel like I’m
not needed here but happy
to be included
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
[Description: A divorce lawyer answering the question "do you believe in soulmates?"
He answers: I believe that whoever created the concept of soulmates should be taken into the town square and beaten to death. Or you should tell me who they are so I can send them a check for a couple of hundred thousand dollars, because they have done more to facilitate the demise of happy marriages than I could ever aspire to doing.
The concept of a soulmate to me is absolutely bizarre. To suggest that out of eight billion other people in the world, that there's just this one person, and they happen by the way to live within like the same town as you, where they went to the same university as you - what were the odds of that? And that's the only person you could ever have a happy, fulfilling relationship with. That's insane, folks. It's insane. And by the way, it's toxic. Because here's the thing: when you get married, society essentially tells you, this person, they're supposed to be your best friend, best lover, best roommate, best travel companion, best co-parent - that's a hell of a resume, guy. Like, it'd be shocking to find someone who fits all three of those things.
So what happens when you have this concept of a soulmate? And my partner, you know, they're the best co-parent, they're the best roommate, the best travel companion, but you know, they're not the best lover I ever had. Well, they mustn't be your soulmate then. That means that there's somebody out there in the eight billion people, that they would be the perfect one. And that's what the horizon that just forever recedes and keeps people constantly craving the next thing that might check all of the boxes. It's dangerous.
Look, we break in relationship, we heal in relationship. You're marrying a human being. They're just as flawed as you. They have great moments, they have awful moments, they have heroic moments, they have villainous moments. This idea that somebody out there is going to be this perfect angelic presence in your life, it is a fiction, and it is the siren song that's gonna send you right into the rocks of my office. /End Description]
Finally, the time has come to show off my entrance for @feanorian-zine!
Miriel is standing behind her young son. His eyes are bright and he is clutching his smithing tools. Behind them, scenes from his future are depicted. The tapestry of his life has already been woven, but in the Vairë's halls it is hard to say, if things have already happened or are yet to come to pass. Either way, the ghost can change nothing.
Feeling really proud of this art, and insanely glad for the opportunity to join such an amazing project! Go to their page for the details, there is lots of amazing fic and art there, so give everyone some love, if you can!
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
OCD Heritage Post
i don’t ever want to get out of my bed again