This is a masterlist of all my writing projects, both original and fanfic, so that they’re easier to find.
Original Works- The Restoration Saga:
The Tale of Mozarita the Meerkitten (published) - Mozarita the kitten and her siblings find themselves fighting in a war against the terrible Cogg the Wolfking who is trying to conquer the fortress of Rendalawo so he can rule and fully enslave the Forest and all the creatures therein. Along the way Mozarita and her siblings make friends and allies… and they might even find a family, if they can survive Cogg’s war.
The Fire Kitten (written, needs edited, unpublished) - Firesong and her brother Jakito are kittennapped and taken on a great journey before finally being made slaves in the dark, terrible city of Ventargo. Mozarita and her siblings pursue their captors with help from a bard named Sanga, who is not what he seems…
Catlition (2nd draft done needs rewritten again) - After losing their mother, Ribbony and his siblings find themselves in a series of wild adventures that take them from their home in Ventargo through frozen mountains, dark tunnels, snowy countries, and burning deserts as they strive to protect their friend Kristoren from assassins.
The Wolfprince’s Revenge (1st draft only) - I can’t say anything about the plot that won’t have spoilers for the other books, but it is a story about courage, redemption, and hope in the face of despair and terrible darkness.
Original Works- The SOS Chronicles:
Mayday (first draft finished)- An escaped slave boy named Oliver finds refuge on the spaceship Catacrome, which has just been called off on a mission to investigate the mysterious disappearance of another ship. When the Catacrome comes under attack from an unknown species, Oliver- and the mysterious entity talking to him from the walls- must find a way to help the crew and save the ship if he ever wants to return to his home planet and rescue his best friend Silas.
Fanfiction:
Hope will (Estel and Maglor stories) - Stories about young Aragorn and Maglor (series, finished)
Zuko Alone: Book One - AU of Avatar the Last Airbender where Zuko was completely on his own after being banished (no ship, no uncle Iroh, just an emotionally unstable teenager on an impossible quest) (complete)
Zuko (not so) Alone: Book Two- The second part of my Zuko Alone series. (finished) (series still unfinished)
The Throne Warden’s Redemption - Artham tells his family what happened to him and Esben in the Deeps of Throg (finished)
The Misadventures of Artham Peet Wingfeather - Stories about Artham Wingfeather/Peet the Sock Man that sometimes include the Wingfeather children. Formerly “A Birdman and the Jewels of Anniera” (series, in progress)
Whumptober 2025 stories - Gravity Falls and Wingfeather fics I’ve done for whumptober. (in progress)
Wingfeather Madrigal Falls - Crossover stories between Gravity Falls and The Wingfeather Saga, and Encanto (series, in progress)
So many Edward Scissorhands fanfics such as:
The Death of Innocence - Star Trek crossover where the original 60’s Star Trek crew find and adopt Edward. (finished)
Unfinished- Wingfeather crossover where Peet adopts Edward two years into his stay in Glipwood and before the movie happens. It’s good for both of them and so wholesome. (in progress)
Into the Light- Narnia crossover where Lucy receives a letter from Susan telling her Edward’s story and travels to America to try and meet him. (in progress)
The Adventures of Herbie and Edward- A silly little crossover where Edward gets a car who happens to be Herbie the Lovebug. (series, in progress)
And more! (Including multiple non-crossover fics as of this edit)
Anniera Falls - A retelling of The Wingfeather Saga with Gravity Falls characters, or Gravity Falls AU in the fantasy world of Aerwiar (in progress)
Stranger Falls - The Gravity Falls/Stranger Things crossover where the Mystery Trio adopt Eleven that nobody asked for but I wrote anyway. (finished)
The Sons of the Dark One - Harry Potter/Once Upon a Time crossover where Baelfire and Sirius meet as children and cause massive changes to both their stories. (in progress)
The Chronicles of Undertale - Narnia/Undertale crossover no one asked for but I decided to write anyway. (in progress)
There is a surprising amount of AI pictures in the knitting tag. Not by actual knitters though.
Here is a picture of Tulip, on a blanket I'm not even done with yet. I have already knit her a 100% wool blanket.
Not pictured is the wound above her eye, because apparently she is allergic to fish (her favorite flavor is salmon) and that's why she keeps scratching her face.
Aragorn coronated as King Elessar of Gondor by Gandalf the White.
The painting is by Greg and Tim Hildebrandt, and was included in their 1977 J.R.R. Tolkien Calendar.
The model for the hobbit is Greg Hildebrandt, Jr., while the Hildebrandt brothers themselves are the two men on the right.
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
Once I was doing fieldwork with someone from Europe and said “careful, there’s a rattlesnake over there.” And she rushed over like I’d said there was a quetzal.
I said “Ma’am please, we’re three hours from a hospital!” and she said
1.) I don’t understand how that can be
2.) But I’ve never done fieldwork from a car before (!!!) so I’ll take your word for it.
3.) Did you just call me ma’am? Like a cowboy?
We drove through the Los Angeles megacity together — and at one point were stuck in traffic.
“Heeeey”, she said, like someone gently broaching a topic I should have noticed, “Why does the lane next to us have diamond shaped symbols on it?”
That is! A subtle and friendly way of asking why we’re sitting in traffic when there’s a carpool lane Right There! I laughed and pulled into the lane and started driving.
Unfortunately. That isn’t what she was implying, she was genuinely asking. So we were stuck in traffic, she asked about what was clearly a breakdown or emergency access lane, and I laughed and started driving in it. She was Alarmed.
“Hello! Excuse me! We can’t drive in this lane! No one else is driving in this lane!!”
“Oh! I should have said — this lane is for people with more than one person in their car.”
“That is RIDICULOUS. You are lying. You are lying about what this lane is for and we’ll get arrested! (ma’am it’s fine but if it weren’t it would be more of a “ticket” situation) we’ll get a “ticket”! (Ma’am again it’s fine but were it not I alone would get the ticket) because that IS NOT the purpose of this lane. That is a RIDICULOUS lie.”
“I’m sorry, I should have said — I thought you were being subtle about my oversight. Please observe the carpool sign.”
“I don’t know what a carpool is and I don’t believe you.”
“How about you look at all the cars stuck in traffic and see how many have more than one driver, and if there are at least five I’ll get back into the traffic jam.”
“FINE!”
<a pause>
(With dawning horror) “none of these cars have more than one person in them.”
“I know.”
“None of these cars have more than one person!!”
“If you weren’t here I’d be right there with them.”
“OK but there was no train to where we needed to go.”
“There’s no train to where they needed to go either.”
“HOW.”
Later that day:
“I know McDonalds and Burger King sell Burgers, but what does Wendy’s sell?”
“Burgers”
“And Sonic?”
“Burgers.”
“Jack in the Box?”
“Burgers.”
“In’n’Out?”
“Look, It’s burgers all the way down.”
She hopped off a plane, went camping on Catalina with her husband and his lab, and then I showed her a rattlesnake, dragged her through heavy brush, took her (food) shopping in Beverly Hills, illustrated American car dependency and love of burger, and threatened to shoot someone trying to break into our hotel room. (I did not have a gun) She speed-ran the US American experience in eight days.
I really haven’t had to pretend to have a gun that many times!
We were staying in a cheap hotel, she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel. Someone shoulder-slammed the hotel door and popped the lock open and started fumbling with the security chain. I snarled “GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR, I HAVE A GUN.” and the person left.
She was WAY way WAY more concerned about me traveling with a gun (ma’am I do not have a gun) why would I SAY I had a gun if I couldn’t back it up? (Ma’am to get him to stop trying to break in) But why would he THINK I had a gun? How would that even work? Please tell her where I keep the gun. (Ma’am I promise there is no gun.)
The debate continued through my call to the front desk and our packing and being protectively escorted to our car by a young man who I could absolutely take in a fight. (“What is she mad about?” “I told the guy I had a gun.” “Smart! Maybe you should get one if you’re gonna travel like this!” “Haha yeah” “So why is she mad?” “She thinks I have a gun.” “WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT HAVING A GUN?!?!”)
It doesn’t help that my day to day commitment to the bit is HIGH so it’s reasonable to assume that I’m not always being totally honest.
I really haven’t
had to pretend to have a
gun that many times!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
Articles written by neurotypicals will be like “ADHD children find the external motivation of the SAW traps is very effective. Here’s how to build SAW traps to maximize their productivity.”
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god
badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird
every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle
Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence
curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees
relay racing is "here, you take this leek"
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)
dir. Peter Jackson
who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick
You will never guess who tried to make a Nutrient Block in the late 90s
It really did have everything and some of the varieties even managed to have a Flavor, but the downside was that packing that much nutrition into a single log made your digestive system work REALLY hard and well it turned out to not be an appropriate thing to eat in an office environment. Look up the reviews if you want to hear some fascinating colorful descriptions of waves of loud farts
humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp
Couldn’t find a gif that had the whole scene so you get a gif and a picture.
