skylarking scofflaw (Posts tagged reblog)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
27-umbrellas
27-umbrellas

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Okay the TUA insta posted character descriptions for the sparrow academy and I CANNOT GET OVER HOW CHRISTOPHER IS JUST TREATED LIKE ANY OTHER SIBLING!!! You walk into a room and he and Ben are playing XBox. He does girl talk with his sisters. He goes partying on the weekends. He is literally a floating cube wtf I have never been so excited for season three

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i love this cube already

mumbling reblog instant fave i already know i’m going to lose it over christopher cube after the new season drops sorry five but you’ve lost top spot in the ‘characters with dissonant appearances’ rankings ...i want them to be friends actually can five be friends with the cube they should ditch everyone else and go on a road trip together season three is just a precariously balanced series of cuts between the actual plot and scenes of five and christopher just vibing at one point christopher reveals he can function as an espresso maker and five decides this timeline is fine actually ‘i don’t care how many times they tried to kill us they are our new siblings now’
absynthe--minded
absynthe--minded

everybody talks about fanfic tropes they like. enough of that. send me an ask roasting your least favorite fanfic tropes. the stuff you will tear your hair out if you see again. hit me with those takes. I gotta know.

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i’ll go first: coffee shop aus

i know, i know they’re popular, i know they’re often masterclasses in characterization and storytelling. i understand this is a personal issue. 

but seriously, i’ve tried reading them for multiple fandoms and every time it feels like that first bite of a burrito where it’s all tortilla and you’re waiting for the filling but then the whole thing turns out to be tortilla. why is nothing happening. why are they in a coffee shop. why am i reading about a coffee shop i already know what those are like where did all the magic go why did you send the story back into the reality from which i was trying to escape what happened to make you so cruel aaaaaaaaaa

anyway i’m curious what tropes bother other people! (also happy to argue about the coffee shops but i will warn you the stakes are low, i am irrational, and i will approach that argument with roughly the amount of good faith ben shapiro brings to unmediated debates with college freshmen)

mumbling reblog i debated about this because criticism is easier than creation and i don’t want to discourage inexperienced writers but uhhhhhh i really like complaining about tropes i will be assigning points to anyone who hits me with a good take i’ve never thought of before tens hundreds possibly even thousands of points limited time offer