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#bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #NO WAIT!!! #superbatDC should let me make the superbat AND clois 80s aesthetic romcom movie of my dreams if for nothing other than getting to have a fuckin like love OCTAGON with only three people. Even more sides if Lois is undercover
We could have this if DC wasn't full of cowards
Tag by @jonnothyvase that says “GAH I hate being colorblind”
I got you fan here the dynamics in plain text:
Clark Kent/Superman, Lois Lane/Lucille Lang, and Bruce Wayne/Batman: same person
Clark kent/Lois Lane and Superman/Batman: besties with mutual pining
Clark Kent/Lucille Lang, Superman/Lucille Lang, and Clark Kent towards batman: aggressive flirting
Batman towards Clark Kent: trying not to flirt back
Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, and Lois Lane towards Bruce Wayne: fucking hates his guts
Bruce Wayne towards Lois Lane, Lucille Lang towards Batman: begrudging respect
Lois Lane and Bruce Wayne towards Superman: hiiiii Superman *twirls hair*
Superman towards Lois Lane: hi Lois :) (respectfully)
Superman towards Bruce Wayne: Hello Mr. Wayne (derogatory)
Lucille Lang towards Bruce Wayne: trying to steal his ID badge/ investigating him
Bruce Wayne towards Lucille Lang: mostly ignores
Lois Lane/Batman: have brunch together at 3 am
but like for real for real if DC did have earth-prime canon Clark Kent Superman and Bruce Wayne Batman kiss a little what’s like. The WORST that could happen you know???
James Gunn please let Superman and Batman be friends please please please Mr. Gunn the rumor does come out Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne can be buddies????
If anybody ever wonders why the Superman/Batman best friends (and lovers??) dynamic works even though in the surface they seem so different it’s because, fundamentally, they are both dudes that go to a bar and order a glass of milk
oughghGH THEY R HUGGING!!!!!!!
There are a few different characterizations you can lean into for Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne that I enjoy but perhaps my all time favorite is when they have personalities that make people think Batman’s secret identity is Clark and Superman’s secret identity is Bruce
It really is fascinating to me that Superman is actually way more of a loner that Batman. Like sure it depends on which versions you're talking about but overall Bruce has connections to SO MANY people of a deep friendship level and also purposefully made himself a large family whereas outside of the League Clark has like 5 actual friends total and that's if you count both of his parents and his boss
People probably look at Clark and Bruces’ shared social circle and assume Clark was the extrovert that brought in the introverted Bruce but in reality Bruce is basically the kid that is told to invite everyone to his birthday party while Clark is the one that’s better at making small talk but sticks to Bruce the entire time like glue bc he doesnt know anybody else.
There are a few different characterizations you can lean into for Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne that I enjoy but perhaps my all time favorite is when they have personalities that make people think Batman's secret identity is Clark and Superman's secret identity is Bruce
Bruce’s public persona is mostly stolen from Clark’s actual personality generally very nice and affable and a little bit dorky and maybe even a bit suave sometimes which people are like OH just like Superman while Clark is a fucking VICIOUS reporter like you do NOT want him to sink his teeth into you being corrupt he once went for an “interview” (expose on excessive use of force) with the metropolis police chief and by the time he walked back out half the unit had dishonorably quit which is like SUCH a Batman move ❤️
Was gonna make a serious post about how people think that Superman and Batman are ideologically opposed but actually they're best friends because they're both fundamentally driven by compassion and caring above all else, which is TRUE, but they're also best friends bc they're ADHD/Autistic solidarity and Clark lets Bruce straight up use him as a weighted blanket
Someone asks Batman if he’s sleeping with Superman and Bruce, who looked at his bestie that has three inches on him and maybe? The ability to change his density at will and went oh fuck yeah I’m never gonna have insomnia again, is just like uhhhhhh
