idk Great British Baking Show AU

thats it really. Johnny wont stop trying to steal tastes of your meringue and subtly scoots by too close so his crotch rubs against your ass. Kyle goes back and forth with you on the best way to make a lemon tart and comments how cute you look with flour smudged on your cheek. John somehow always wins the technical challenges and offers to give you lessons with that cheeky warm smile and too many pet names. and of course Simon acts like he couldn’t care less about this whole thing, but makes the best tiramisu you’ve ever tasted and pretends like he’s not helping you when he makes his gruff little remarks about your recipes (he also gives the best hug when you finally get star baker).