You know how people have a desire for others to read their work? yeah, i have the opposite of that. I post the same way a shy child shows their parents a terrible drawing they made at school.

have been trying to teach myself a semeter worth of orgo in one day for my final tomorrow. not going well. send reinforcements and tell my mother i love her.

im in London and this nice woman just said ‘Happy Thanksgiving’ to me with a little wink like we were in on something together. love her, would die for her.

Guys when i went to Nashville a few months ago, there was this hot dog stand in a bar, right? The guy working the stand was very persistently hitting on me in a strange sort of endearing way, like offering to pull the stand over to me, offering me hot dogs, getting me flowers from a guy selling them outside. It was so fucking weird.

But imagine if it was Johnny. Like, of course he’d be bold enough to blatantly hit on a girl while wearing a shirt that said “I like long walks to the hot dog stand”. Just think of all the hot dog and sausage related puns he could say to make you laugh and also be terribly dirty at the same time. If i was a better writer, it would already be a ficlet by now lol

obsessed with FWB Simon who has to shove your face into the mattress and fuck you silly everytime you look up at him with anything close to affection so he can ignore the vulnerable feelings growing inside him.

i think i hate the word ‘pleasure’. gives me the ick or soemthing idk what are kids saying?

got intensely drunk last night and had a fantastic idea for a fic that i promptly forgot

can’t stop thinking about this hearbreaking Simon Riley animation I saw on insta today by sofimchi … afraid if i read angst today i might just end up in tears actually

idk Great British Baking Show AU

thats it really. Johnny wont stop trying to steal tastes of your meringue and subtly scoots by too close so his crotch rubs against your ass. Kyle goes back and forth with you on the best way to make a lemon tart and comments how cute you look with flour smudged on your cheek. John somehow always wins the technical challenges and offers to give you lessons with that cheeky warm smile and too many pet names. and of course Simon acts like he couldn’t care less about this whole thing, but makes the best tiramisu you’ve ever tasted and pretends like he’s not helping you when he makes his gruff little remarks about your recipes (he also gives the best hug when you finally get star baker).

freakshow au? Simon with heavy facial scarring, glasgow smile and all. Johnny gets to be the strong man and Price is obviously the leader. what is Gaz’s thing then?? my brain worms havent decided.

might see that hot old man today. will keep you posted.

tell me why the 52 year old man that flirted with me at work a few days ago came BACK in and flirted with me again?? smh unfortunately he’s hot too like wtf? im 24???

met a handsome older man at work. think he was flirting w me? there is almost a 30 year age gap tho so maybe bad idea LOL

i just got back on tumblr after leaving around 2016 and jesus… i thought we left the proana shit in the past. why is tumblr recommending me this garbage?? no matter how many ‘uninterested’ buttons i press, i see some bullshit?? is this shit reportable?

fic where Johnny’s a sicko owner who likes fucking his pretty hybrid who does nothing but whine and protest the whole time until she’s got a cock stuffed in her. then the little minx is nice and sweet, isnt she?

and most cruel owners would have filed down the fangs, but not Johnny, no. he likes getting bit, the pervert.

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