oomoxforfunandprofit:

DAX: What if your woman leaves you?
QUARK: That’s what holosuites are for.
BASHIR: It’s a wonder the Ferengi reproduce at all.

Oppression and subjugation, Julian.  That’s how.

spockvarietyhour:

Och, the hurt on that poor lizard’s face

first-iotian-in-starfleet:

First Do No Harm