there is so much to learn about everything
Ooh. This is SO GEN X…. hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.
I can’t believe they left out the most important one…
Things We’re Never Gonna Do:
happy pride i went to the pride festival and walked by a person with their entire coochie out
also got a really bad sunburn and saw a car with a smaller version of itself on top of it with a pink mini version in the trunk. but that is not important.
okay maybe it is important actually
It’s blushing…. You’re embarrassing her
you stole dog blood
well you see. actually. (deletes post)
hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc… all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh
oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃
cali:
this is your captain baby crazy monkey speaking, we will be making a crash landing on your uglyass house
Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.
drawing people i see in the city (47/?)
lil dude also had the best conversation opener:
I want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.
And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There’s no new study that shows that it’s unsafe, there’s no replacement that’s better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.