-Avra in an interview: I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET LAID IN A BILLION YEARS! I AM SUFFERING! TEV! I AM SUFFERING! (they had sex an hour ago)
-“Two day rat screaming fit”- sounds like Avra and Oskar that one time
-“I’m addicted to cocaine”- Avra: I’M ADDICTED TO BEING SILLY
-Avra: [*in tears as he’s about to have sex with Tev*] TEV! TEV! YOU’RE SO INCANDESCENT!
Tev: DAMN IT. JULIAN. PLEASE FIX HIM WITH AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TIT!
-Avra summing up Julian’s words: another level of analysis, another level of analysis, another level of analysis, and then poof, I die.
Julian: [*chuckles*] no, you’ll be fine, Avra.
Avra: When I die, will you make it heroic in your memoir, Julian? Like one of those in epic romantic poems? Please, Julian? You won’t leave me to be bullied by the opossums in the alley?
Tev: You’re not going to die, Avra! Get down from the wardrobe!
Julian: Of course I’ll make it heroic, Avra. No opossums.
Tev: Stop encouraging him!
-Avra after Julian or Tev have said anything: Gods that’s such a brilliant observation.