@stein15 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE

seeing if @satan-offical or @king-of-oreo is better based on who responds to this post first :D

space station 14 is so peak bro, i just spent half an hour getting my character hilariously drunk until he started starving but the cooks weren’t making food fast enough to feed me so i vaulted over the fucking counter and ate every piece of food in the kitchen while they tried to drag me out. After that i got even more drunk and realized my health was bad so i went to the med bay where my character couldn’t form any coherent words so i waited like five minutes for them figure out i had INSANE levels of alcohol poisoning and then i was starving again so i just left the medbay after they made me eat a handful of charcoal and one of the doctors chased me to the bar/food area where i went over to the bar and tried to say “too much alcohol” but i still couldn’t form words so the doctor said “wrong side buddy” and dragged me to the kitchen where i tried to ask for food but alas, still unable to form words so i hopped the counter again and tried to eat everything again until they started beating me so i ran off and died of alcohol poisoning in a closet.

fucking hilarious, 10/10 game, if you see “Clark Smith” make sure you remind him about the moonshine incident

Thanks @clownsaint for making Ersatz exist

I had this idea for a play where it’s your classic “Who Dunnit?!” Murder mystery about a girl who is dying TOMORROW, and it’s your job as the audience to the killer.

It starts with her dad, abusive, drunk, talking about how much he hates her. “the world would be better off without you” “my life would’ve been perfect if you weren’t born” “why don’t you just die already and help your father out?”

She goes to school, and she is extremely bullied. She can’t take it, and physically fights her main bully, breaking his nose. He hates that “I’LL KILL YOU FOR THAT YOU FREAK!”

She’s sent to the principal’s office. But the headteacher is manipulating her, GROOMING her but she says no. I won’t be your playtoy anymore. He’s mad, “I know where you live, I’ll find you if you say no again.”

So who did it? The abusive dad, the bully or the headteacher? Who killed her?

In the end.

She kills herself.

Her name is never revealed, the actors say “Her name is-” and then they all say the names of actual teenagers who have killed themselves.

After they stop, she says “Will my name be yours?”

Its a message about teenage suicide and how to prevent it, notice the signs, all that.

Thought it was cool

Some old Ersatz fanart to celebrate the release of the pilot episode yay🎉

Oh how he intrigues me

I don’t trust her

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

After ruling Vegas for years at this point, Yes Man had got his assertiveness upgrade AND a human name, Jesse. But he wondered what it was like to actually BE human. So Six experimented and traveled A LOT across multiple years even to the other side of the US, stumbling upon old gen 3 synth diagrams and blueprints along with more research from the Institute.

After locating some abandoned labs of the commonwealth, she stayed for days on end, documenting and learning the process of making these things, leading to her focusing solely on this project and not…well…herself. When she returned after months of traveling with the idea of what to do, she was noticeably more lankier and her skin was irritated. Yes Man was more than happy that she could finally construct a body for him, but he was still so worried about his partner. He made her take some rad-away immediately when she got home, but it didn’t stop her body from continuing to wither.

During months of bioengineering his system and going further beyond what she had been capable of building, Yes Man would make suggestions and help her envision what he wanted to look like but he also let her have some free reign. When designing a face, Six attempted to sketch ideas and show some photos for reference but Yes Man decided to keep a screen for a reason I’ll get into another day but it’s to do with Six’s mental health, so they went with one of the Lucky 38’s monitors. Yes Man kept making her rest because she was obviously working herself to the bone to get this done and it got to a point where she’d sleep for long intervals of time.

But by the time she had finished his body and he could transport his consciousness into it, she had obviously turned into a ghoul. Yes Man, or Jesse, was obviously overjoyed to finally somewhat live like a human, and Six was happy for him but it had settled in what she had just done to herself. She became paranoid and didn’t want people to see her now since ghouls are hated and shunned by most of society…and who would want a ghoul to be ruling Vegas? But Yes Man soon got her to calm down about it and…well, they just live like that now :)

But…if he DID have a face