I cannot put into words how inconvenient it is that “wario no shirt no panties” has become a vocal stim

this might be truly the most niche reference I could ever make but the scene where van’s arm is out of her control felt so fucking real like sure my version was my smart drive randomly turning on in a board game cafe and almost flipping the table in front of me onto the people I was with and not strangling my good friend but the fear and frustration and anger and embarrassment that comes with not having control of the thing that’s supposed to be an extension of your body is so fucking real

van : “I don’t know I’m not a bleeding linguist”

also van : *decrypts a message in an unknown language / code in truly minutes*

thinking about marya and how when you think you’ve lost everything you still have something. even if that something is worms you hid in the back of a chair. her silk shirts and her youth and her love for the world and for adventure. trauma is hard and bad and it strips you of everything you were and everything you think you’ll ever be and it leaves you to waste. but somewhere there are worms you left in the back of a chair. and you’ll wear silk shirts again. and your friends will write your story better than you ever could. and you are that person and you always will be. and some young mech-wielding bright-eyed transfem will worship the ground you walk on.

I’m like really okay and fine I swear

I don’t know how the fuck this happened but episode 3 wealwell is giving aelwyn abernant in some major ways and I don’t know how to feel about it

blanewell - not unfunny (none of them are unfunny) but doesn’t tickle me quite as much as the others

samwell - I find the almost correct names in some ways funnier than the wacky ones but of the almost correct names samwell is the least funny to me

hatwell - buck wild I can’t believe he’s real

roywell - another almost correct name also big up middle child he doesn’t even have a wiki page this is heartbreaking

wealwell - the man the myth the legend so fucking funny we love our queasy fag and his goofy name

johnwell - idk what it is about johnwell specifically but it’s so close to being a name in a way that makes me come undone

maxwell - I literally cannot stop thinking about and laughing about how funny it is that the gotch brothers’ names end with being normal and start with being weird like I have so many questions - did they know maxwell was going to be the last and so could give him the normal name? are all of these names normal in canon? were they scrambling around for maxwell and it took them seven tries to remember? each option is wonderful and amazing and I truly cannot stop thinking about the gotch family naming conventions

just thinking about how funny it would be if the wizards in mismag hadn’t heard of lord of the rings but then are like “oh yeah for sure!” to billie eilish

you’re telling me I’m getting the most resonant and meaningful representation of cptsd I’ve ever seen and he’s called evan fucking kelmp KELMP ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we’re fucking eating this season my god

it’s a good day to love women