Ok I’ve been trying to find this one post on here that says some shit like “witches in fiction be brewing a wicked potion in their evil cauldron” but I can’t remember the exact wording. It has something to do with an evil cauldron. Help me find it please
I didn’t get any sleep last night. When I checked the time a few minutes ago, my reaction wasn’t “holy fuck, this is unhealthy. I need to go to bed!”
My first thought was “damn, looks like my shift at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is almost over!” Which I spoke aloud to a dark, empty room.
This is how I know I need to sleep more.
It’s around midnight rn, so naturally I flung out of bed with a rabid urge to make a tie dye shirt. And I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna do just that.
You shouldn’t fear a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing to flee
Start worrying about the presence
Underneath the Christmas tree
Saying na na nabooboo is just a weak rage spell that only works when both the caster and target are in first grade. It can be made more powerful by sticking out the caster’s tongue whilst wiggling their fingers by the side of their head.
Late last night, I tossed and turned
Sleepless, restless, to dream I yearned
But the sleep I sought I had not earned
So I made a small batch of delightful cranberry jam!
βIβve always been miserable. There isnβt a happy bone in my body.β
Oh yeah? Checkmate.
Rewatching the clone wars for the millionth time and I noticed that the separatists stole the FUCKING ARK OF THE COVENANT.
We need a shanty for online piracy. I mean, what can be more songworthy than sailing across the web to download for free what companies rent for a monthly fee? Give us the Ballad of Bytebeard, who hoisted the black flag in the name of freedom! Tell us of how he opposed consumerism, for if buying isn’t owning, than piracy isn’t stealing. Someone get on this.
siley-the-wizard asked:
firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)
1. My ability to learn almost any type of creative work by watching 15 minutes of youtube tutorials
2. My willingness to learn how to act normal so I don’t make people uncomfortable
3. My ever-expanding repertoire of useless facts
4. My knowledge of which plants in my local area taste good and how to not die while eating things I find out there
5. Shovel. Only people that know of my legendary deeds irl will understand.
Ah, but the monkey’s paw curls it’s finger, @siley-the-wizard! For now, it’s magic is forcing you to smash that like button and ring that bell for notifications! *evil goblin cackle*
sleepyjim2
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.