my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

montage of a spectacled owl meeting my barn owl shawl at the ren faire today

ok, so at first i was just gonna make a post that said "i know in my heart that if you hit li lianhua he makes a noise like a squeaky toy" but then. i realized what was within my power to bring into this world

Did you know Johanna plays board games and and-

I need to see if I have the full dialogue to clip, but how can you not love Johanna ??

The Wheel of Time + @screenshotsofdespair

skyrim mod where if you sleep on one of the stone dwemer beds you get a single message that says “your back hurts” when you wake up

Done.

I cannot believe I’m only 10k words away from writing the end of this 5k fic