This fellow’s headshot may not look very prepossessing, but I can personally assure you that he:

• Is a cuddly young boy who will wrap himself around your neck and purrrrrr
• Has no trouble asking for what he wants
• Has plenty of commentary to share
• Has truly superior beans (dark brown, very firm, allows gentle rubs)

He was almost certainly raised indoors and then abandoned outside. I can’t speak for his sociability with other cats now that he’s been neutered, but he’ll make an excellent house beast. Please, if you’re in the DMV area, consider adding him to your home.

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bob-artist:

sparkly-heretic:

bob-artist:

Bittern at the grocery store

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that’s a good point)

Don’t worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

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cameoappearance:

ectoimp:

hometoursandotherstuff:

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

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adriftinhilbertspace:

keepchangingandneverstop:

keepchangingandneverstop:

Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

Found the post!

fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger

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bowelfly:

bowelfly:

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

when its fish night at the monastery

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pikaole:

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We just met.

rowlfthedog:

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hellenhighwater:

Heaven forbid a grown adult sit on her kitchen floor to drink a cup of ice water at 6 am without being harangued by a tragically orphaned lint poltergeist

Sir how are you 100% baby 100% demon. Choose one or the other

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos →

birdandmoon:

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actual-changeling:

explorerrowan:

lilyfromthetsab:

newsandstuffisee:

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we’re raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We’ll help people we’d otherwise punch on sight if they’re stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we’re at with ICE. I’m not joking to say it’s almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it’s worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

The Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota brought with them their Norse understanding of the laws of hospitality: you do not fuck around with winter, that if someone needs help in the winter, you help them as long as they don’t actively try to hurt you or your neighbors. Food, shelter, labour, whatever, if you can help in winter, you do.

ICE has violated the “actively try to hurt you or your neighbors” bit of the laws of hospitality, and thus the hospitality has been revoked. They are free to feel winter’s wrath against those who would bring harm to the community.

I like to think that Lady Skaði would be proud of her distant children.

this reminds me of the mud wizard who walked through everything without any problems while the police officers kept sliding and falling and getting stuck, you can watch it right here.

for context, this was during anti-coal protests in lützerath which went on for days and included people being forcibly removed, injured, or otherwise violated by the police. they showed up in riot gear against people simply sitting and camping and wanting to protect their forests. it was a really big deal here.

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theoreocat:

Good morning everypawdy,
I found my mom’s phone lying around so I decided to take some selfies. I think she’ll be surprised.
~ Olive 🫒

tarysande:

lastvalyrian:

stripedroseandsketchpads:

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amarguerite:

velociraptrix:

toomanystoryideas:

dichterfuerstin:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

hearteyedraccoon:

sprachgefuehle:

tanukisoda:

downton-not-downtown-smh:

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

Assembling some more from the notes:

And the kicker:

useless rosetta stone

Waiting for Blorbot

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knight–error:

odd-maid3n:

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asoniccatapult:

theblackpanther1989:

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

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