Average skizztek conversation... you know how it goes...
On ducks.
Tango: [reading a dono, pulls a face]
Tango: [disappointed look to camera]
Tango: [reluctantly reads] “I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that’s what I get for having a pure…bred/bread…dog.”
Tango: [pointed silence]
Tango: Hey everybody, don’t feed bread to the ducks. It’s bad for them.
Tango: [flies away, eager to put that nonsense behind him] Alright!
My favorite moments of tango is when he gets so frustrated he starts sounding like a dehydrated ghast
hermitcraft but every time dungeon master tango is on screen sexyback by justin timberlake plays
Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this
Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.
(Cut to Zed in an End ship)
Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.
(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)
Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.
Tango: Yeah
Etho's totally equal gift-giving generosity levels (ft. Tango, Impulse, and Skizz)
Clip 1
[A barrel left at Tango's base with a sign that reads: Not sure if you need them for anything, but just in case. -Etho]
Tango: "Wait. No, that's something else. 'Not sure if you need them for anything, but just in case.'"
[The barrel has all slots filled with twenty-seven stacks of froglights.]
Tango: "Whoa-oaa! Yeah! Wow! Etho been busy! Yeah, bottom of the ramp it sounds like there's something down there. That's awesome, Etho! Okay. He's getting another box of gunpowder."
Clip 2
[Tango checking out his full barrel of froglights]
Tango: "Did you see the present Etho left me?"
Impulse: "Yes."
Tango: "It's the greatest present of all presents."
Impulse: "He left me a present too but it was only like a stack of each. He left you a whole chest."
Tango: "Well, th-that's cus I gave him – I've already given him, like, a ton of redstone, a ton of gunpowder..."
Impulse: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You – you've been more kind to him than I have."
Tango: "Yeah."
Clip 3
Skizz: "Look what Etho left me!"
[The chest has three slots of froglights.]
Tango: "I know! He left me, like...some, too. I was so happy."
Skizz: "How much."
Tango: "About that much."
Skizz: "Okay. [laughs] I just want to make sure it's fair."
[Tango takes a pointed, wide-eyed sip of his drink.]
Tango: "Mhm. Yeah."
Tangos “oooh-“ fading away into the distance is KILLING me. god i love prox chat.