Sqq: stop it Binghe! You’re supposed to be the stallion protagonist!
Lbh: *stops crying, stares at him with wide eyes, and runs off*
Sqq: wait—binghe! No!!!
Lbh: *returns with a bridle and riding crop*
My controversial scum villain take is that I think airplane WOULD use ai to generate new chapters of pidw for a little bit thinking that that would free up time for him to work on stuff he's actually passionate about HOWEVER he would then spiral into a deep depression realizing that the only thing he hates more than writing pidw is not writing pidw so then he'd begrudgingly go back to all human writing after a few weeks. Also peerless cucumber could immediately identify when he switched to ai because the sex scenes were too well written to be made by airplane
The Creation of Zhuzhi-Lang
once again, this is NOT BINGHE OR TIANLANG-JUN
all hail monsterfucker supreme, the princess snake fucker herself!! raaaah
click the read more for the uncensored version
I love how even though we don't have much evidence for it, everyone is agreed that Shang Qinghua has committed many political assassinations for Mobei Jun. Also that most of these were unasked for by Mobei Jun himself. Shang Qinghua just uses his author knowledge and also awareness of various political situations from his actual second life and goes, well that guy's trash. Not gonna lose any sleep over arranging for him to be eaten alive by flesh-devouring camels. And it'll cut down on the amount of treaties I have to draft to just kill him now and be done with it! While Mobei Jun fails not to get horny about it.
ZHUZHI-LANG
So, it’s been a while? I’ve been busy with new merch and now I’m back and all hyped up for SVSSS(I’m weak for a pathetic snake man)
Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU
Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care
Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry
Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated
Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu
Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking
Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it
Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute
Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son
Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu
Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it
Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man
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well yes under normal circumstances you might refer to that as the cuck chair but it's just where zhuzhi-lang likes to sit
Hello scummies ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ You might have seen this on Twitter already but in case you haven’t, this is my humble translation of the new extras from the CN hardcover release of svsss🥳
It’s by no means perfect, so feel free to share your thoughts, your feedback really helps me improve!
There are seven parts to this + afterword by mxtx! I’ll be updating one part a day (hopefully)~ Parts 1-3 have been translated as of this post and I will continue updating in the next couple of days!
Thank you to my friend Tea @teamunee for their incredible support for this project╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
To all the scummies, you are my greatest encouragement, thank you for taking the time to read my translation! 🫶💗