I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
Daily schedule:
- Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
- Eat a harmful breakfast
- Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
- Attend narcissistic classes
- Watch an irredeemable movie
- Listen to offensive music
- Eat a cancelled dinner
- Go to sleep derogatorily
- Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

"Hey, um, so I got a bit too drunk... and am very tired, I guess... Can you help me get home, or can i stay over, or soemthing?" - Klara's message 10 mins earlier
and then it kept checking up on her almost every hour. just in case. until it had to go do something.
Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"

obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head
out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random
why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
fuck yessssss i got 100 elves to stand in a gay circle and enchant my shitty dagger

fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”
Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"
hey you know that fallout new vegas mod that makes the “what in the god damn” line 300x louder
guess who installed it over a year ago and completely forgot then just reached that part for the first time
i think i just shit myself

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me
literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point
Me: Oh, god, what if they think I'm cringe for making content about their OC? I should ask first. I shouldn't assume they want art or fics for their OC. What if they hate it? What if they make fun of me?
Me getting art or writing about my ocs: I will print this out and eat it so it becomes a part of me.





























