Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

is it just me or

@hobbitmajora

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)

For anyone who wants a side-by-side comparison to appreciate everything that moved, here you go:

My favourite detail is the plants on the windowsill getting rotated up sideways

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

Don't worry, I got you!

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

Can’t help but read this in Benoit Blanc’s voice

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

More from the notes:

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

How about we all stop talking for a little while

this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #fuck terfs, one plate of #mike wheeler is gay, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

Lmao this thread, I seriously had no idea what was going on but it was funny so I added to it 😭

follow @winrytheweirdo they make good posts 🤎

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

this has layers, man

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vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

I was so genuinely invested and then he betrayed me

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

who the fuck is harry du bois. just kidding. this was about him

sorry. i felt like lying for more notes. whos harry du bois

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

we still think its funny in december 2022

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

Guys you’re never gonna believe this

We still think it’s funny in December 2024

We still think it’s funny in December 2025

HOLD THE FUCK UP WHY IS IT “CENSORBOTOFFICAL” THE OFFICALVERSE DIDN’T EXIST YET??? IT WAS 2018???? SOMEONE THROW ME OFF A CLIFF OR SMTH AM I SEEING THIS WRONG??

@satan-offical you dont need to reply but WHAT THE FUCK

@satan-offical-blog

is even older

@satan-offical you had a predecessor

Dad..?