idk who needs to hear this but take your fucking pto

that's basically how Rapture went

most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians

or straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi

Random WoT textposts (again). Like, no theme whatsoever.

(half of these are about Moiraine because can you blame me? she's memeable)

2026 will be the year of yuri

putting a speculum in a menstruating person and strapping them to a really big centrifuge and spinning them around real fast making the blood and tissue fly out is probably NOT the way to achieve painless and quick periods. however on the slim chance that it is i think we're going to all feel real stupid for not having tried it sooner

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

rb to have an extra gay 2026

couldn't decide which option i liked more so here's both

Hey WoT fans! The virtual tour of the Wheel of Time costume exhibit is available now!

It's hosted by Sharon Gilham, the WoT costume designer, which is SO cool, I'd love to hear her talk through the creation of these amazing pieces!!

Bonus, if you buy your virtual ticket by the end of January, you’ll be entered to win a 40-minute video call with Rafe!

Title: Before We Rule The World

Pairing: Egwene al'Vere/Elayne Trakand

Rating: Explicit Words: 12,582

Notable Tags:

Missing Scene, Drunk Sex, Power Dynamics, Fluff

Summary:

Just two novices getting a little more than tipsy and a little more than friendly

Elayne boldly envisions the future as queen with her friend as the Amyrlin seat by her side. Egwene is a bit more… skeptical, even if she were to reach that position she doubts her befriended royalty could even handle being subservient to her in that aes sedai hierarchy 

Elayne will not tolerate such slander, of course she could handle it! In fact she’s willing to prove it right there and now. Under the haze of homebrewed liquor can these two figure out their future power dynamics?  

This is not meant to sound hostile or vague anyone but this is bothering me. "Inshallah" means "if God wills it". If your intention is to say you hope the hips don't lie but whether the hips lie or not is up to God, then you say "Inshallah the hips don't lie" but if you're trying to say "wow, the hips don't lie" or something similar, which I think is what the op was getting at, then you say "Mashallah the hips don't lie" which means "God has willed it, the hips don't lie"

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat