im beyond tired. i think id say im.. despondent? idk. this both isn't and kinda is where I saw myself being, years ago, as a teenager. I just wish existence were still bearable, idk if my meds no longer work or what, or if maybe the loneliness is getting to me, but I really need to return to that point of pleasant existence where I could at least function and take a little satisfaction in functioning successfully
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Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?
I went to the house of someone I was not at all close to, went to pay with their dog who jumped at me, making me knock over an acoustic guitar that then pierced through the glass door 👍
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Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts
nofangirltoobignofandomtoosmall
Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,
Your boss is the anteater.
kingdraws000
zombiedaredevil
I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣
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need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
hyenagurl
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i did not notice it was orteil posting jesus christ this makes it a thosand times funnier
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MANIFEST
MANIFEST
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I want to take a heaping batch of #cannibalism and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.
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THEY STOLE MY SHIT
SHE LITERALLY TOOK MY POST AND DANCED BEHIND IT 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I'm feeling a strange emotion ngl. baby's first tiktok theft
gave in to the urges
Why go on TikTok to see bootleg posts when you can get them RIGHT HERE FRESH FROM THE SOURCE?? For the low low price of $100/day you can have this post an dmore
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remember when dash drama looked like this
imperatorcorleone
I miss editing other people posts so much
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Source: instagram.com
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT I STG
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go have some fun
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
listen............
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just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature
Pacific Rim (2013, Dir. Guillermo Del Toro)
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They're using remote control exactly the way god intended
Oh my god