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Love that my two (2) anons lately have been telling me to kms immediately (no 💙) and someone telling me my blog theme rules. Duality of man

Got another one today boys lol. Just says "kill yourself" lol.

Gonna start grading these on a 100 point scale. -2 points for lack of punctuation, -20 points for lack of creativity, -20 for lack of effort. Overall, 58/100, F. Revise and resubmit.

Also btw, make me 😜

Forgive me for this being borderline incoherent (I'm on so many meds rn 😭) but I think Pathologic is so fascinating for the fact that the social pariah/"folk medicine" guy is the one who actually homebrews antibiotics and gets shit done while the ~Doctor~ just walks around being useless and interrogating death, I'll make this more coherent later but I don't see that often and [end post]

My favorite immunology thing is probably that when neutrophils die, they fling their innards out in a sticky mess of DNA and cytotoxins. Kinda metal. Like rigging your corpse to explode into barbed wire coated in bleach. I love immunology so much. Also I love dendritic cells for barging into lymph nodes and waving pathogen pieces around like Y'ALL WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUCKED UP???

Also hold on I'm reinventing germ theory from my shower floor

Germs are real. They are on my shower curtain and also my sinuses but I don't think they like the nasal mist. I can FEEL them screaming and my neutrophils cheering from the sidelines

I love going to school so much I think it's so epic that it's legally okay for peofessors to try to ruin your life for no reason, not a title IX violation for a staff member to threaten to assault and kill you on top of some tinfoil hat level hateful shit (iykyk) and just a day ago they just brilliantly let us all get exposed to neurotoxins, last week some girl had a seizure from that and they continued on WOOHOO I LOVE HIGHER EDUCATION YEAHHHH

Love that my two (2) anons lately have been telling me to kms immediately (no 💙) and someone telling me my blog theme rules. Duality of man

Anonymous asked:

i don't remember your old blog theme but the new one is crazy good

Thank youuuu it was like a maroon colored sort of noir vibe but I got tired of it!!

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