the key to not getting queerbaited is to not give them your money and just keep eating up that queerbait.

reading yaoi on ao3 is free.

dumb. mother. fuckers.

fanfic writers are like civil servants except I'm doing a necessary service for the good of the people, but I'm not even being paid by the state to do it.

also I am persecuted like the Anthony Fauci of fanfiction administrative civil servants.

I get bullied for imagining 2 people having sex in my mind, like what the fuck

ok so maybe it was 3 people but what fucking ever, freedom of goddamn thought ok-

ok maybe it was more than 3 people maybe it was more like 5 or 6 but who the fuck cares what's the big deal like calm down ok it was just 8-i don't see what the-

I want you to goon to my fics you have my permission and encouragement that's what they're for 🙂‍↕️

one of my favorite ao3 authors just left a comment on MY fic saying I was the one who inspired them to write, and now I must jump out my window, because I think I might be able to fly.

FUCK

; - ;

this is all I ever wanna do as a writer, inspire other writers to write too.

i love reading an omegaverse fic with an accidental pregnancy and the alpha is like you should get an abortion and the omega is like ok, but maybe I don't want to -

and I'm like you go, king, your body, your choice. if he didn't want a baby, he should've kept his knot to himself.

my favorite fanfic authors are allowed to mischaracterize my favorite characters, a little bit. as a treat.

you will never make me hate archive of our own. never.

i would go down with that ship.