You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

thank you for letting me know!!

non-followers don't get rights 🥱

Sae: do you ever worry that I secretly hate you?

Shidou: no

Sae: really? because I'm paranoid about it all the time.

Shidou: well, you shouldn't be because I love you. but also no, I don't think you hate me.

Sae: why not?

Shidou: well, we're married for starters. but I also just got this feeling 🤷‍♂️

some ai "engineer" was complaining about someone else stealing their prompts 🤡

Republicans are currently pretending that this is homophobic, as if they care, when it's mostly anti Republican hypocrites 😺👊

yes, that is an actual government run account of Gavin Newsom.

he's something else.

I hope they found their witch.

idk why but someone's first thought being the Epic of Gilgamesh, one of the oldest recorded stories in the world, on a random TikTok video about romance tropes is killing me.