"what's your gender, person who picks elf or person who picks tiefling to play in dnd-"

PERSON WHO PICKS DRAGONBORN next question.

I miss playing DND, but my current group doesn't have a dm, and I would have to volunteer as the dm.

which I wanna do.

but I'm unfortunately working this new job that completely drains me physically and I've been having some health issues all year.

so.

unfortunately the weaknesses of MY flesh are preventing me from doing what my heart longs for.

Gortash: Let me hit?

Paladin Dark Urge with an AC of 31: No.

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

on a TikTok asking what cantrip you'd want in real life.

it doesn't stay between me and "god."

it stays between me and my DND group.

all the memes about DND wizards dying easily were funny until the wizard in my campaign died.

but what's even funnier is that she didn't even die first, we all went down before she did, and she was the last one standing, and she died to POWER WORD KILL.

which would've killed anyone.

I'm learning how to DM from my DM friend and it's funny because sometimes he says he wishes he could warn the players more that what they're doing is incredibly dangerous and could get them all killed.

And it's like... when I dm, I might just go the subnautica route of saying, "Are you sure what you're doing is worth it?"

I love DND because two of my closest friends play with me, and one is the DM and the other is a player, and the DM killed the other friend's character in our last session using power word kill.

and she won't let him live it down, saying shit like why would you even GIVE HIM that spell, and he was like well why wouldn't you just SURRENDER when he told you to, and she's like I DONT SURRENDER I FIREBALL.

And it's hysterical.

power word kill is a bullshit spell but it sure is funny.