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The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top.
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Once saw someone leaving a nasty comment on someone's art on TikTok that was like "just give up on art. you're no Bob Ross."

And it's like...dude. Bob Ross would not be looking down on other artists. Holy shit. How do you know Bob Ross but don't know like the basic core tenet of who he was as a person.

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Stop calling them enemies to lovers if all they do is Hallmark style bicker.

They must have deep ideological differences, such as, one believes the other should be dead, and the other one is like, actually you should be dead.

Their vibes should be: "I don't know if I'm grabbing your neck to kiss you... or throttle you and end your miserable bloodline... but I must put my hands upon you or else I might perish."

They should be assassins of the heart and mind, conniving and cruel and lusting for each other's bodies and blood, in more ways than one.

Or just regular assassins, because assassins are sexy.

Also they should be LGBT, because the heteros do this trope sooooo bad.

If you agree with me, and you're into LGBT enemies to lovers, assassins, and also a little bit of demon fucking, you should check out my new urban fantasy book: 7 Deadly Habits of the Modern Demon Summoner, available here.

Summary below: (spoilers: it's basically just pansexual John Wick x Scott Pilgrim...and there are demons):

Although, I warn you. It's really more enemies to lovers to enemies that fuck.

Starring a pansexual demon summoning assassin with too many exes in the killing biz.

Anyway! This book has my whole heart in it. For better or for worse. I'd appreciate if you checked it out or reblogged this post! It's hard out here for indie authors.

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#writing#writers on tumblr#spilled ink#digital art#illustration#also remember that being mad at me for using blaze and rudely waltzing into your tumblr living room#is frankly homophobic#dont be homophobic on christmas#your uncle frank whos a trumper from south carolina can do enough of that for you
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You know that scene in John Wick 2 where he (John Wick) gets hit by a car and then he immediately fights the assassin driving that car, Cassian, and then they battle for like sixty minutes on the streets of Rome, shooting over cars, knife fighting, falling down a whole flight of stairs, and then grappling and grabbing each other on the cobblestones, yelling and grunting like a bunch of dudes having good old fashioned fun, and then finally they end up smashing right through a window and coincidentally landing in the assassin hotel "safe area" where they're not allowed to fight anymore...

and then they go and have a drink together?

I thought they should've fucked.

So I wrote a book about assassins who do that sort of thing regularly. Check it out here.

But I added what the scene was lacking, besides the fucking part...

Demons.

The scene for anyone who doesn't remember or doesn't know it.

This book has:

  • an improbable amount of badass, LGBT, demon summoning assassins (the absolute best of the best being transgender).
  • a scott pilgrim style plot, involving one pansexual demon summoner having to fight all 7 of his exes for the sake of his newest contract.
  • a nonbinary weather controlling demon, trapped on earth. also, one of the exes.
  • a blind smartass with a nasty mouth and nastier eye-related powers.
  • a city on the brink of annihilation, trapped by forces unseen and unheard and unknowable.
  • the most bombastic and ridiculous magic system ever constructed by man.
  • and maybe...just maybe...an angsty gay time loop romance (the best narrative trope) but you didn't hear that from me.

It's dark, it's humorous, it's romantic, it's riddled with absolutely insane fight scenes, and most importantly...

It's unabashedly queer and unrealistic and silly and yearn-y.

And I'd really appreciate if you'd help an indie author out, with a sale or a reblog! Agents and publishers told me that it was too queer for regular audiences...and that the concept was just not very compelling.

They might be right, but it still had to exist. I still had to make it, anyway. You know. You have to make the art that you want to see in the world.

Anyway.

Sorry for the long post...you can check out my website for future releases.

And last thing: Character commission of the MC, our lovably slutty pansexual assassin Sebastián Monterey:

And cheers! Sorry for the long post. Have a good night.

#spilled ink#writing#writers on tumblr#digital art#illustration#art commission#fantasy#urban fantasy#bookblr#literature#litblr
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Behold my favorite little asshole.

Castro Hayward, the blind, foul-mouthed demon summoner and master of the weather demon, Irvine. Only male member of the Hayward family. 

My favorite side character, when his mouth is shut, anyway. 

Has some...nasty magical abilities, but no spoilers on that. 

Commission art done by  @ItsJemmadraws on Twitter. 

The book in which he resides, available in ebook and physical form here. 

#illustration#portrait#digital art#character commission#art commission#spilled ink#writers on tumblr#writing
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And now for someone different! 

Introducing, my nonbinary pansexual demon character: Irvine.

The Weather Demon. Master of atmospheric magic, specializes in wind, rain, and lightning. 

One of the many colorful exes of my MC, Rey, whose cavalier approach to his love life has lead him to have many dangerous and powerful spurned lovers. 

The book in which Irvine and Rey reside can be found in ebook and physical form here. 

Art commission by @Marcissistv on Twitter and @marcissistv on Tumblr! 

#illustration#artists on tumblr#digital art#art commission#oc art#spilled ink#writing#writers on tumblr

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