so there’s an underage gangbang in It that I was really, genuinely concerned was going to be in It (2017). Thank god they ignored it, I mean...Stephen King was on crack when he wrote It, wasn’t he? We can skip over some of that cocaine-addled shit, right? They skipped the cosmic turtle too, so why not the...little girl has sex with all of her male friends in a sewer?
Scrappy Doo transformed himself into a snake and whispered to Eve in the Garden of Eden and tempted her to eat the Fruit of Knowledge. It’s because of him that we have the concept of original sin.
*teaches my kids the alphabet by screaming the alphabet while chasing them in a suit of armor in a room filled with strobelights*
lit parenting
Thank you for looking at my picture!
gotta stay hydrated, sosuke
look at this thirsty ass motherfucker
we’ve lost it
Sh*t
Is there a past tense of shit? Is shit a verb at all? A noun? I've heard it used as an adjective. What great words, swear words, they can apply to everything and anything! Shit is my personal favorite. Damn is a close second, ass is tied with damn, and goddamn is reserved special occasions, and hell is my default cuss word. I don't drop the F-bomb that often, so I have a filthy mouth, but with a certain degree of class.