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AntoniaMasters

@antonia-taskmaster-masters

I don't know what to put here

Toni is like a worm that slinked into my brain through my ear two years ago and hasn't left since

There's an entire little housing unit in there that she inhabits and she won't leave, not that I'd ever evict her

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

Its time for a tumblr snow fight again. Tag and reblog. Heads up @darth-perineum

Okay, so, first things first, we're going to have to establish our defenses...

Oh hell naw. Alright, @dreamyhopes ... you asked for it! 😆

We actually do have a ton of snow here right now. So instead of unleashing my northern aggression on you all in snowball form, here's some frosty love instead ❄️🤍

(I know some of you have a bunch of snow, too... well have more, suckas! 😘)

Damn I missed the opportunity to reblog this when we actually had snow last week 🤣 Thanks for the tag anyways @marlowe-zara!!

Antonia if she made toast

Lera does own this thing. She says thing like this every time she uses it. :(

I'm sorry but that is so funny to me

It does not even effectively make toast.

So... you could be Toastmaster if you tried

Not an effective toasting device either. Have you heard of a toaster.

I forgot toasters were a thing, I have one in my house

I have done that.

Flamethrower seems extreme though.

I think I just found the mental image funny when I said that

Antonia if she made toast

Lera does own this thing. She says thing like this every time she uses it. :(

I'm sorry but that is so funny to me

It does not even effectively make toast.

So... you could be Toastmaster if you tried

Not an effective toasting device either. Have you heard of a toaster.

I forgot toasters were a thing, I have one in my house

THE ONLY GREEK GOD TWINK IS HERMES, APOLLO IS ON THE HUNKIER SIDE OF TWUNK AT BEST. DIONYSUS IS THE GOD OF FEASTING AND ORGIES AND PARTYING DUDE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK. HES GOT MEAT. HES GOT CHUB. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.

HADES IS NOT A TWINK. HADES HAS NEVER BEEN A TWINK. HE IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEPICTED WITH A BEARD. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT TWINKS ARE.

HADES IS A BEAR.

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