i did in fact write a little microfic based on your post "Barty finds lily smoking after church" if you would like to read it :)
OF COURSE ILL READ IT YAYY JSJDJDJD
im tagging my bartylily moots you guys BETTER read it or else…😈 @ellisamarox @knightmossy @asserting-my-dominance @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper (i think you indulge in bartylily?? IF NOT SORRY) @mudkip-enthusiast18 (like youve sent asks about them so 😜) @midnightmoonstarss AND LITERALLY ANYONE WHOS INTERESTED READ IT
Hiii you always have such great headcanons and im afraid dorcas is a blank slate in my mind 🙈 do you have dorcas headcanons to share?
HIHIHI YESS dorcas my queen omg
- people in hogwarts are terrified of her. but not in the way theyre scared of regulus (like she isnt cold or anything) but she's so snarky and she's so cool looking that people are just scared to approach her. she's the kind of person to have her bag slung over one shoulder, hair perfectly done into box braids, skin clear, beautiful laugh, chunky jewelry, she's so cool that she's intimidating. do u get what i mean. oh and also her rbf deffo contributes to that she has such a bad rbf LMAO
- dorcas is like really clever. i feel like regulus and remus are known for being smart, but dorcas is so so intelligent & competitive at the same time so she's this academic weapon.
- quidditch!! dorcas is like the biggest quidditch person ever!! i imagine her as either a beater or a keeper. she's deffo big on quidditch.
- the WOKEST person you know. dean withers level woke. whenever a man tells her what to do she just gives them the most disgusted look ever. that girl is WOKE. when she tried out for the quidditch team in second year she performed a wronski feint bc she knew the slytherin quidditch team would deny her otherwise because she was a girl.
- dorcas has a really deep, soothing voice and it puts others to sleep
- she's the funniest person EVER. her sense of humor is sarcasm and the people who get it, get it. regulus especially would be in stitches after hearing her jokes bc theyre so clever that its insane.
- she has SO MANY PIERCINGS on her ears. like full on earring stacks. oh and also snake bites. and one long tattoo on her back, maybe floral.
- she's best best best friends with her mom, but her dad was never really there for her, which sparked that feminist side of her.
- more on the introverted side fs. she's really quiet when not with her friends, but when she is, she cusses like a sailor hehe.
- dorcas never had internalized homophobia of any sort its just the kind of girls she'd fall in love with (cough) marlene (cough) were never ideal.
I HOPE THESE SATISFY YOU THANK YOU FOR THE AAASKKK AHH
"honey, honey" by abba was always lily and mary's song. they both loved marlene, but that song was reserved especially for the two of them. whether they were celebrating something, dancing around the dorm... it even played during their first kiss. fast forward a few years later, when mary struggles to remember, she never fails to play that very record. over and over. because every time, she sees a flash of red hair and the echo of laughter.


