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If @cupid-official and @aphrodite-offical 's New Years resolution isn't giving hopeless romantics a partner, I'm getting mad.
wait people actually do those? -Eleemon
I’m in the microwave help @zeus-offical put me in here
??? How. Does this happen. What the fuck is your life. - Skotia
ZEUS. TAKE MY RECENTLY ADOPTED CHILD OUT OF YOU MICROWAVE OR SO HELP ME, THEY WILL KEEP FINDING YOUR BODY. -Tymborychos
PLEASE ADOPT ME IM BANISHED FROM 17 DIMENSIONS AND IM BEING HUNTED BY THE L.I.G.H.T ORGANIZATION HIDE ME
A CHILD. -Automata
Meet automata, I fucking guess. Sure. Be our kid now. -Eleemon
@drew-tanaka-offical @piper-mclean-offical @silena-beauregard-offical yall have a new sibling :D -Pandemos
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Why is everyone in the Officalverse DEAD or DYING right now
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HAH THEIR REIGN IS FINALLY COMING TO AN END
THEIR LIFESPANS WERE MUCH SHORTER THAN THOSE OF US, GREAT GIMMICK BLOGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
*Throws a brick at you*
WAAAAAAA WHA DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT
We’re not dead or dying???
Fireball
we’re immortal????? What do you mean, fireball??? -Philomeides
why. This does nothing. -Mechanitis
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Why is everyone in the Officalverse DEAD or DYING right now
canon event
HAH THEIR REIGN IS FINALLY COMING TO AN END
THEIR LIFESPANS WERE MUCH SHORTER THAN THOSE OF US, GREAT GIMMICK BLOGS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
*Throws a brick at you*
WAAAAAAA WHA DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT
We’re not dead or dying???
Fireball
we’re immortal????? What do you mean, fireball??? -Philomeides
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Anonymous asked:
We have an increasing feeling that you’re talking about Kronos, Fritz.
Sincerely, all of the epithets that compose @aphrodite-offical
Zeus himself came from mount olympus or whereever eith a potato peeler and now zappy mcgee won’t give my skin back
a sentence is never thought Id bear witness to. I fucking can’t with this. -Paphian
damn, can’t relate. -Skotia
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A D O P T I O N . L E T M E A D O P T Y O U . Y O U A R E M Y C H I L D N O W . T A K E T H E D I V I N E B L E S S I N G . I T ‘ L L M A K E Y O U B E T T E R A T E N G I N E E R I N G A N D R E L A T E D F I E L D S . T A K E I T -Mechanitis
So turns out you aren’t getting a say in this? Sorry. We tried, but we aren’t getting in her way. Bye. -Pandemos
What’s occurring? …I regret asking, I’ll leave now. -Tymborychos
Sincerely, the epithets that compose @aphrodite-offical
I'm not considering them my legal guardian whatsoever.. I don't even know who they are.
yeah, she has not slept in…I think half a century? Even gods need some sleep. We’re so sorry for the inconvenience but you are still getting a blessing. Suffer/silly -eleemon
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Anonymous asked:
hello, we’re back from The Void. Mechanitis wants to adopt you. Ask her abt it, idfk atp. -Aphrodite Pandemos
Sincerely, from the epithets that compose @aphrodite-offical
I don't want to be adopted I'm a grown man with a Tumblr blog.
a grown man in mortal years, but in the eyes of the gods you’re barely a toddler. Take the divine adoption, damn it. -Mechanitis
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THE GREEK GOD OF THUNDER ZEUS HIMSELF IS HERE SND HE HAD A REPUTATION FOR FUCKING ANYONE AND ANYTHING
Shouldn't we hide too then????
OH SHIT UR RITHT
is this a good excuse to take a weeklong break from work
NO IF YOU GO OUTSIDE YOU WILL GET FUCKED BY ZEUS RED ALRRT
oh ok then no more holiday then I’m barricading my office
He doesn’t care about doors go to the secret bunker under the office
- By the Fates, where is the fire? Everyone is running around like ants in a colony flood, what is happening?
Hears the scream
Oh... OH.
It's this a bad time to say he is my great-greatgrandfather or...?
SHIT HE GOT STEVE
hi, what the fuck. -eleemon
APHRODITE YOUR FATHER IS KIDNAPPING STEVE
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK @zeus-offical IS EVERY EPITHET’S FATHER??? SOME OF US WERE FORMED OUT OF SEA FOAM CREATING FROM URANUS’ CUT UP CORPSE!!!! Also, Zeus, no. -Ourania
*whacks Zeus with the flat of her blade hard enough he passes out.* Apologies. We’ll be taking this one. -Areia
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THE GREEK GOD OF THUNDER ZEUS HIMSELF IS HERE SND HE HAD A REPUTATION FOR FUCKING ANYONE AND ANYTHING
Shouldn't we hide too then????
OH SHIT UR RITHT
is this a good excuse to take a weeklong break from work
NO IF YOU GO OUTSIDE YOU WILL GET FUCKED BY ZEUS RED ALRRT
oh ok then no more holiday then I’m barricading my office
He doesn’t care about doors go to the secret bunker under the office
- By the Fates, where is the fire? Everyone is running around like ants in a colony flood, what is happening?
Hears the scream
Oh... OH.
It's this a bad time to say he is my great-greatgrandfather or...?
SHIT HE GOT STEVE
hi, what the fuck. -eleemon
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Anonymous asked:
hello, I come offering to fix your…tech project. I’m being forced to form connections by the other epithets. I apologize if I am too rude. -Aphrodite Mechanitis
sincerely, the epithets that make up @aphrodite-offical
hi— -Aphrodite eleemon
shut it, this is for mechanitis. -Aphrodite Ourania
I'm sorry- the goddess of love??? In my inbox????????
it was a yes or no question, Robert. I’m a literal goddess. I could fix it. Would you like my help or not??? -Mechanitis
Mechanitis, N O. Play nice -Pontia
how do i stop my friend and i from being shipped? this has been going on for like two years and it's kind of a problem now.......we're just friends, and i mean it. YEAH I KNOW THAT SOUNDS SUPER CLICHE BUT IT'S TRUE
stab them. -Areia
burn them down. -Tymborychos
violate the geneva convention. -Ourania
vehicular manslaughter. -Mechanitis
water will solve your problem: drown them! -Pontia
Gaslight them. -Skotia
I recommend...i think this says tear gas? -Paphian
NO NO NO. NO CRIMES! *batting the other epithets w/ a broom* -Eleemon
Kindly ask them to stop and if they don't, wring their neck out like a wash towel! <3 -Pandemos
NO. -Philomeides
Fine. Actual advice: ask the shippers to stop. I really can't give any other advice, though I believe @ares-offical would be willing to protect your honor, so you don't end up like Zuko/j. I would as well, but I have a feeling Ares would be more merciful.