intro post ✨

We just realized that we've had this blog for way too long not to have an intro post.

Hi! Call us Funky. We're a small system, and you'll probably only ever see one or two of us, but we're going to try to use tags to distinguish who it is posting.

~alters zone~

Oliver - host. the guy you'll be interacting with/seeing posts from most often. pronouns are he/him. tag is 🍄.

Bennie - caretaker. the girl you probably won't see almost ever, unless you're either very close to us or very scary to us. pronouns are she/her. tag is 💝.

Spike - protector. the person you might see every now and then, but only if we think you're cool. pronouns are they/he. tag is ♣️.

Jeanne/Jeannie - little (7). the girl you're never going to see unless cofronting, which is rare. pronouns are she/it. tag is 🌹.

overall system tag is 🪩.

~tag zone~

NOTICE: We came up with this recently, but we have tons of past and queued posts. We will be combing through and doing our best to keep our tags up to date, but no promises it'll immediately be cohesive.

queued post - #me when I'm lazy

anything relating to religion - #oops jumpscare

anything relating to politics/discourse - #an opinion? on MY blog? more likely than you'd think

anything relating to sex/kink/hot stuff (irls feel SO INCREDIBLY FREE to block this tag) - #hornyposting on main? not even once

anything relating to gender/sexuality - #me when I'm absurd and strange and peculiar

anything relating to plurality/neurodivergence/mental illness - #A WITCH!!!

anything relating to mutuals - #the pookies

anything relating to tag/ask games - #my sick games

That's all we have for now, will update if necessary.

We have way too many fandoms to list, but I'll mostly do BtVS, NBC Hannibal, House MD, and whatever we're watching at the time (which varies wildly).

look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win!?

..... you've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this?

SPANGEL IS SUCH A FUNNY DUO I DONT EVEN CARE WESLEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD JUDGE THEM

hairstyle that perfectly communicates not actually being in the Mafia, but being associated with it by way of tutoring one of the heirs and also being great at babysitting Big Tony's grandkids, and therefore receiving protection without any of the typical danger that goes along with it