I love the “coincidence” that Barty and Evan’s initials together equal a criminal activity.

B&E

Rosekiller: Breaking and Entering since the 70’s

That's right up there with Sirius's initials being SOB, and Walburga literally was such a bitch.

Any others we're missing?

I know there's a Barty Crouch joke in here somewhere. Just imagine him as the narrator.

Evan would do this but it doesn't work because Barty is only on tinder to try and make Evan jealous.

ai could never come out with the idea to ship harry potter's dad and sirius black's little brother........... and i think that's beautiful

Rosekiller as a ship is how we know humans still have control of the collective narrative.

Hear me out.

House of Guinness x The Noble and Most ancient House of Black

ok, but can barty be benjamin? sure, they're not technically related but the names both start with a 'b' so that's gotta mean something.