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I want Remus to prefer eating his food off of Sirius's body. As in, habitually. Sometimes Sirius lays on his stomach and Remus uses his back like a table. He's toned from playing Quidditch so it works nicely.
But sometimes they need to continue a conversation they're having so Sirius will lay on his back and Remus will set whatever he's eating directly on Sirius's sternum. They can make eye contact and continue chatting while Remus eats.
If he needs to use utensils he is exceedingly gentle and never actually cuts or pokes Sirius.
"You're the best plate," Remus tells Sirius, "Everything just tastes better if it's touched your skin."
Sirius likes hearing that more than a hundred simple vanilla 'I love you's. They just get each other.
I love the “coincidence” that Barty and Evan’s initials together equal a criminal activity.
B&E
Rosekiller: Breaking and Entering since the 70’s
That's right up there with Sirius's initials being SOB, and Walburga literally was such a bitch.
Any others we're missing?
I hate seeing something that strikes an idea, because now I want to write another fanfic, Wolfstar in a knight academy, Sirius from a long line of nobles known for their crafty and shifty swordsmanship, Remus who was offered Scholarship by Madam Pomfrey even though he's cursed and always in pain and doesn't have nearly enough money to pay for anything
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE!!!!
I know this pain. RIP to the caveman au wolfstar fic I know in my heart of hearts that I will never get around to writing. You would have been dope.
"That's all?"
"Yeah," Xue Yang said. "That's all." He snorted, and stood up, picking up the box. "Must be like having some kind of crazed guard dog, huh? Bark, bark, intruder alert."
I will see your Six Sentence Sunday and raise you a Two Sentence Tuesday.
"Fuck you," Moony bristled, angrily pulling down his sleeve to cover the scars on his arm.
"Alright," Sirius agreed softly, his silver eyes trailing over those same scars.
SIRIUS: Moony and Marlene do NOT need a shared parchment. They’re exes, for fuck’s sake.
JAMES: In fairness, it was a fake relationship.
SIRIUS: Even more reason NOT to have a shared parchment.
MARLENE: He wrote me a note last week saying he wants to get back together.
SIRIUS: LIES AND SLANDER!
MARLENE: Just kidding. That would be pretty wild though.
SIRIUS: ⚔︎ This is not a communist dystopia. We do not share our valuables.
MARLENE: Chill out. You’re too possessive, Black.
SIRIUS: It’s not a choice of behaviour, it is simply a fact. He is mine. Therefore, I possess him.
MARLENE: Saying shit like that is why rich people suck.
SIRIUS: HE LOVES BEING OWNED BY ME!
During Half Blood Prince, Remus isn't scared to be in a relationship with Tonks because of age difference or lycanthropy or poverty.
Can we just admit he's struggling with the moral ambiguity of his dead lover's metamorphmagi niece (a consenting adult) coming to his room at night and cosplaying her dead uncle because it's the best she's ever had and he's too desperate with grief not to beg her to do it so he can pretend he's making love to the ghost who still haunts his heart?
REMUS: Now I'm the guy laughing in class who everyone is looking at. Although, in my defence, it is also sort of funny that the Bridge Mark (the symbol of the Bridge house Estates) actually incorporates the Rune of Collapse and is the reason why the London Bridge has fallen so many times.
SIRIUS: You must have put the Rune of Collapse on me.
Remus: ?
SIRIUS: Because I keep falling for you.
REMUS: :)
