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Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

@ashleybenlove / ashleybenlove.tumblr.com

Ashley, late 30s, bi and poly cis lady (she/her). My fanfic tag. AO3. My icon is by princessfetus. Fandoms: How To Train Your Dragon (and Race to the Edge) and many, many more. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. My blog title comes from starlitskvader. Please do not interact with NSFW posts or ask NSFW questions unless you are 18+.
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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

You’re going to need a Team Rocket suit

My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

They weight 132.3 pounds. If she jumps down, the neighbors know :)

It seems that there are some dangers when gathering marine biologists...

[ID: first image is a tweet by Omar Najam. "In one of my marine bio classes a teacher asked "how big is the ocean?" and one student yelled "not big enough!" and we all started chanting "expand the ocean! Land is for losers!" and the professor smiled and said "yes, yes, soon not even the mountains will be beneath us".

Second image is 7 different tumblr comments, each saying "Team Aqua moment". End ID]

The kids I help out with hadn't heard of a cockatiel before, but have now decided it is in fact a 'pikachu bird'

Here is my Pikachu bird

I love your little Pikachu bird!

here’s my pikachu birdy… he really is as much of a pikachu lookalike as you can get!

He is perfect!

here's some of my pikachu birbs!

one of my pikachu birbs even has the black on the back

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