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girlpunkdyke

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27 she/they my Heart is a fish hiding in the the water-grass Retweets can be adult content

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

I hope it’s been pier reviewed

fighting for my fucking life in the work gc because nobody else has curly hair. freaky ted why have you done this to me.

and that marg was good because my boss made a comment i didn’t care for on the monday of that week so i overserved everybody by at least a shot to haemorrhage stock. there was no skill involved i out enough tequila in that to end Your bloodline freaky ted

Freaky Ted is living up to his name.

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

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Anytime anyone tries to pull "she fetishizes trans women" in a callout about a trans woman, I roll my eyes and refuse to continue. It's never true, it's always a misconstruing a trans woman liking her body or finding other trans women hot. Like, what do you mean a trans woman is fetishizing trans women? Is she looking in the mirror and touching herself? That's so cool.

call-outs against trans women will just be the same rephrased 4 points:

  • "she's AGP"
  • "she's a feminist"
  • "she was harassed (somehow her fault)"
  • "she has a sex life"
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childhood griddlehark goes crazy from harrow's perspective btw. what if you were a sin and a war crime and a monster and a horror and the adults around you told you this the second you were old enough to process the words as they were said to you, and every year since then the scale of the death that produced you has gotten a little more comprehensible. and what if the massacre of your soul left one singular survivor, one little straggler, a girl just a bit older than you, over whom you had absolute and unquestioned power. and what if even the most flagrant abuse of this power did nothing to make up for the fact that, every time you looked at her, you saw only her dead crechemates, and what if you couldn't stop looking at her. what if she spent her whole life refusing to be ignored, the loudest person in every room, the problem child, the rogue element. what if her life was a constant reminder of the deaths of hundreds, and she was so very alive. what if you lived a life in the cold and dark, everything in shades of black and gray, stone and frost, but not her, no. because she has red hair and eyes like molten gold and she burns like a candle in the dark.

i'd be insane about her too.

Holy fuck, when you put it that way...

when you are a neglected kid and your only playmate is literally Jesus Christ

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one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

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Merch for a The Locked Tomb trilogy-inspired epic metal band, The Reverend Daughters. Part 3. Best-of album, maybe?

You can always grab tees on my shop

harry potter fans in 2025

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

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