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Nope Bus To Nope Town

@wizardshark / wizardshark.tumblr.com

I'm just a funny little gay playing my funny little games, farming my humble meme crop 30/they/them/lesbian
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Completely ignoring my Inland Empire because frankly I don’t trust that ho

PARIS IS BURNING (1990) dir. Jennie Livingston A vibrant snapshot of the 1980s through the eyes of New York City’s ball scene. Made over seven years, the documentary offers an intimate portrait of rival fashion “houses,” from fierce contests for trophies to house mothers offering sustenance in a world rampant with homophobia, transphobia, racism, AIDS, and poverty. Featuring legendary performers like Willi Ninja, Pepper LaBeija, Dorian Corey, and Venus Xtravaganza, it is a celebration of the joy of movement, the force of eloquence, and the draw of community. (link in title)

The year is 21XX. Miraculously, Tumblr still exists as a somewhat popular brainchip application used largely by neofujoshis and fandomites. One day, a dumb low-effort shitpost by a member of one of the few remaining tgirl posting cells blows up, spreading across the neuronetwork like a wildfire. The therian tgirl who posted it, a hacktivist who augments cybernetics as a hobby, finding itself frustrated by the tags being completely filled with male characters despite the post clearly being about girls, and decides to edit the post. As per Chipblr policy, the edit is immediately applied to every instance of the post across the neuronetwork, but due to a century’s worth of tech debt from the poorly programmed website, the text of the edited post bypasses a vulnerability in the programming of the most popular brainchip models, immediately executing the new text as code. All the brainchips of every user who viewed the post immediately prompt their users to list one (1) female character they genuinely care about, stating that the chip will continue to increase in temperature unless genuine positive emotion is detected by the chip. What was intended as a harmless prank by a tgirl hacktivist turns into one of the deadliest cyberattacks in history, as thousands of fandomites and neofujos across the remains of what was once the United States are killed due to their inability to care even slightly about a single fictional woman. Decades after this unpreventable tragedy, F/F to M/M fanfic ratios across the English speaking internet have come closer to parity than ever in recorded history with an astonishing ratio of 30% F/F to 70% M/M

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Part of the purpose of paperwork is to affirm that a human person actually did the things required to fill out the paperwork.

Some parts could be automated, but past a certain amount of automation, the paperwork being filled out no longer actually means that "a person showed up and did/observed/verified/met with/communicated with a person/thing," so it's useless.

Additionally, a Large Language Model is not appropriate for automating tasks with any steps where input A should always = output B, because it has built-in randomness so it can imitate the variation in human speech. Producing "errors" (irregularity/variation) is fundamental to how Large Language Models work.

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harry potter fans in 2025

people DESPERATE in the notes to explain why the way THEY engage with harry potter is morally pure. It's like white people talking about rap music in there! Libraries buy the books! Fanfiction maintains a conversation around the IP! There is NO WAY to enjoy harry potter in 2025 without publicly supporting JK Rowling!

Please stop fucking reading it so the library doesn't have to pay her money. I am a transgender librarian and I am not allowed to not replace old damaged HP books, people read them so we need to have them on our shelves, and what she does with the money doesn't factor into it.

STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

I used to be into it! In-depth character analysis, wizard rock, irl quidditch, but when she outed herself as a piece of shit, I couldn't support it anymore!

ASK YOUR LIBRARY FOR OTHER BOOKS TO READ AND STOP READING HARRY FUCKING POTTER.

Can someone explain this discourse to me?? It seems to be implied that JK Rowling is in some form bad? (I havent heard ever of him. Also havent read Harry Potter at all)

My friend you are 14 years old so I will answer you that now is a great time to get into the habit of googling stuff when you're not 100% sure. JKR is the leader of the TERF movement on earth, you'll find lots of explanations online 👍

Do you think kids still say "no you hang up first!" But it's like over face time or something

did this... did this used to be something like fairy godmother shark? does anyone else recall that 10+ year old blog?

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Nope! I used to be "monobeartheater", "davevriska" aanndddd I'm sure I have another but I can't think of it, anyways I got annoyed at the culture at the time of changing your url every time you got into some new thing so I just thought about 2 things I liked that wouldn't ever change. I'd started playing DnD 4th edition recently so I chose wizard and then I went UHHHHH I like sharks and chose shark.

Last night me and jimmy fought for the pillow (my pillow) ((he has three beds in the room)) (((he also has a pillow just for himself, i have one)))

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