Fellowship of the Ring // Battle of the Five Armies
You! What were you doing? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say that you would be a burden? That you would not survive in the wild and that you had no place amongst us?
I’ve never been so wrong in all my life.
i’m not a hero, or a warrior, not even a burglar.
Old fat spider spinning in a tree! Old fat spider can’t see me! Attercop! Attercop! Won’t you stop, Stop your spinning and look for me?
Old Tomnoddy, all big body, Old Tomnoddy can’t spy me! Attercop! Attercop! Down you drop! You’ll never catch me up your tree!

The Hobbit + Objects
and there it bound me in shades of darkness though i did not know i did not know
September 22: Happy Birthday, Bilbo Baggins!
This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins. The Bagginses had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for time out of mind, and people considered them very respectable, not only because most of them were rich, but also because they never had any adventures or did anything unexpected: you could tell what a Baggins would say on any question without the bother of asking him. This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected. He may have lost the neighbours’ respect, but he gained — well, you will see whether he gained anything in the end.

on we go!
This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.

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