I got autobanned for a week on reddit again because I said I'd have just given this guy the death penalty. Oops! Sorry, I meant I would have executed him to death until he dies via painful killing, just to clarify.

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

Sounds hot

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

just mayde this

think for literally 15 seconds before you respond to this post I have something controversial to say but I need you to actually consider it and Understand

A My Chemical Romance song with Hatsune Miku would literally bop so hard

wrong

the proper verbiage would be “fuck severely”

my bad you’re right

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

"it would be good if it were good" is one of the most creatively productive things to experience imo.

cling

crumb comics dump

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

ICE fucking abandoned the scene in a Minneapolis neighborhood and left their battle plans and designs on the city, fake license plates, and challenge tokens which they reward themselves for arrests. Looney Tunes shit.

"Demonstrators investigating the abandoned ICE vehicles apparently retrieved these “challenge coins” that ICE mercenaries receive when they kidnap people. This “coin” is decorated with a skull wearing a crown. ICE mercenaries serve king death."

hello whta the everloving fuck is this are ICE just cult members who believe themselves to be some kinda assassin creed shit?

It’s Nazi paraphernalia

Thinking about my headcanon that Charmy rarely cries except if it helps with a case

New favorite headline

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

@ciaseeds PLEASE

yeah okay fair point

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in

Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior