i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

would you let them in? <:^)

Hisoka about to get alligator death-rolled

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

HE RESPONDED LMAO

He will never recover from this.

i'm at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

where is she now

:')

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

it is already possible.

Legendary

THE AI DUMPED HIM

they just keep creating new lows for incels lmao

Was trying to find a specific tweet but this search term is suggesting a reactionary Doug Walker

Hellooooo I am the nostalgia fascist, I selectively remember and misconstrue it so you 🫵 can be angry at something

this is the tweet you were looking for by the way

who’s gonna tell her

kiss this babey

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

I appreciate how, like, Huntress Wizard's branch-antlers have always been a pretty literal symbol of both physical and emotional maturity...

So obviously at the zenith of her character arc they grow even bigger and more elaborate than she ever had before.

But also this actually super-bulky and impractical so she files them back down the first chance she gets.

And this isn't, like, symbolic of regression or self-denial or anything like that. The symbolism of the branches (and the other new elements in her design) still stand, she just needs to be able to get inside her goddam house.