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shane looking at ilya when ilya is putting his number in shane’s phone
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The fact that the very first time Shane gives Ilya a blowjob and Ilya has to stop him because he’s seconds away from blowing his load, it’s not even because Shane is particularly good at it- he’s not, at that point. It’s just that it’s Shane.
Ilya is so fucking dumbstruck by Shane Fucking Hollander on his knees for him that it rewires his entire brain.
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The thing is that Ilya has no fucking clue what autism is. He probably read the word when some twitter user called Shane autistic and wanted to look it up but got distracted by a post about Shane's tits or smth.
What he does know though is that Shane folds his clothes before sex. And he smiles at him with adoration when he does it and doesn't rush him or make fun of him for it. He knows Shane doesn't always pick up on his jokes and sarcasm "That's French, Ilya" but he doesn't mind it and would never make Shane feel bad about it or dismiss his response "Yeah I know, Shane". He knows Shane has a PhD in The Arts of Overthinking "Now the bed's all dirty" so he playfully chases his worries away and closes all those open tabs in Shane's brain "What? Shut up". He knows Shane will not rest until he has everything in his life under control so he grumbles when Shane wakes him up in the middle of the night to tell him how they can make it all work but still listens intently to his plan. He knows Shane feels overwhelmed and anxious when stuff doesn't go down as planned "This is my actual fucking nightmare, Ilya" "I'm okay I'm just freaking out I'll be okay in a second" so he softly comforts him and supports him through it "Then maybe it's time to wake up, yes?" "We're good here, your family's here, you're boyfriend's here, we're good here, ok?" He knows Shane has to hear it to believe it "My boyfriend?" so he gently goes "I mean yes, I think so, probably".
He doesn't know Shane is autistic but he knows Shane and he loves Shane and Shane happens to be autistic
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it's not real to me that ilya would know the word bisexual. like i think he understands the concept and knows hes not the only person attracted to people regardless of gender bc of his sexy threesomes and dedicated viewing of bisexual pegging porn that he accidentally likes on his public twitter but he always just says hes straight sometimes and gay sometimes. whatever mood strikes him. and shane says "so you're bisexual?" and he says "no hollander sometimes im straight and sometimes im gay." and shane just says ok.
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an underrated thing about heated rivalry that i love is the fact that the straight allies in this show are super well meaning but consistently miss the mark.
carter vaughn is being supportive! but he assumes that a male figure skater Must be gay based off nothing while he’s sitting next to two gay men who are hockey players. he’s being supportive and yet it hits both of the gay people that are there wrong.
elena is standing up for kip to scott in a way that pays off in the show but, can we be serious? if the friend of the secret boyfriend of a closeted nhl player told the nhl player essentially that he has to come out because he’s making his boyfriend miserable, that would be so deeply out of line. but i can totally see it happening.
this one’s super minor but it bothers me. rose. saying you wish you were a lesbian is not the woke take you think it is. dating women instead of men is not inherently easier, and you’d have to be crazy to think being a lesbian is easier than being a straight woman. it doesn’t bother shane, but it does bother me.
yuna hearing ilya and shane’s future plans and saying “oh no, that’s sad” is a perfect example of this. she’s right! it is sad! but saying this to shane and ilya, who have been grappling with this for 9 years and are fully aware of how depressing it is, obviously hits them both wrong. the look on ilya’s face, and shane’s “i know, we know.”
it’s very real to life.
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Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
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“this is ilya, i will never listen to your voicemail” and shane takes that to heart!!
he thinks ilya doesn't ever listen to his messages, so maybe he starts leaving one here and there. maybe they're nothing really, just a note to say he tried to call. sometimes leaving off with "oh, this is shane. by the way" he calls when he knows ilya won't be able to pick up; "hey, uh. i know you won't get this, but i was thinking about you. i miss you. i know you're just in ottawa but... sometimes it feels a lot further. i love you." and sometimes he'll be watching a game and god. he wants to talk to ilya about that play, so he'll leave message about it. shane never really tells ilya that this is something he does.
ilya knows, of course. watches his voicemail fill up little by little. always makes sure there's space for new ones. has ones that he listens to so often that knows them by heart. memorizes the way shane laughs because he thinks no one will hear it, the sound of his breath on the other line between words. he listens to every one of them.
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Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams at the Vanity Fair x Amazon MGM Studios Awards Season Party | January 10, 2026
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tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
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E-Book Backup, 2009. Jesse England. Photocopied and hardcover bound text from E-Book reader, 8.5 x 11 x 1.5 in. [artist's website]
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This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
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just overheard a man say MWAH to his wife on the phone. very sexy
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Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way
