spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

An American Werewolf In London (1981) Dir. John Landis

how it feels to post cringe fandom stuff on the cringe fandom website

I found this on Pinterest!

me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

aš beviltiškai įsikibus į savo mėgstamiausią plušinį žaislą kol mano tėvai kitam kambary visa gerkle riejasi: taitikriausiai mano kaltė

telepatiškai šnekanti mano katė: netiesa! tavo tėvai negalėjo vienas kito pakęsti dar ilgai prieš tau gimstant šitai buvo neišvengiama

aš: a...

šmėkla besivaideananti mano salione:

Aged down/up Chris and Sean.

Fuck it *shitposts on LinkedIn*

mark my words

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

(insp.)