Zuko: I’ve never had a best friend
Aang: I’ll be your best friend!
Zuko:
Zuko, turns to Sokka: I’ve never had a boyfriend either
i do not use piccrew to make myself i use it to make zukka and yueki
Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?
in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men
also while I was double-checking my info i found this
which is just *chef’s kiss*
hail the motherfucking king
Hey Haley! Could you please answer "BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current project" for u&i?
hello anon i kind of went a bit overboard with this and not only wrote way more than three sentences, but also decided to make my answer to this prompt the prologue to my zuko point of view rewrite of unconditionally and irrevocably. so!
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Zuko. Zuko. Zuko.
He wasn’t going to answer her.
Zuko. Zukooooo. Zuko. Zuko.
Toph always did this, but most of the time – well, sometimes – if Zuko ignored her long enough, she would eventually shut up. Which is exactly what he planned on doing.
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“Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 1000 pounds polar bear dog.“
I fucking hate languages.
The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…
Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.
Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.
How do you like them apples.
I fucking love languages.

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:
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Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.







