I like to imagine the hyrule royal family breathes a sigh of relief every time a child is born that has no resemblance to ancient legends or goddesses, and then when they get one a little too uncanny they just go "fucking dammit we got another Zelda. Pack it up lads we're fucked."
Best thing a character can do ☝️ is feel overwhelming amounts of soul-crushing guilt. In my humble but objectively correct opinion.
My new dream idea is—instead of those YouTubers who round up all their friends to live in one big house for the bit—I round up all my friends to live in one neighborhood with me.
We're all neighbors. Nobody else is there. Nobody none of us know.
No more "My friend lives a billion miles away from me but I wanna visit them :(" BECAUSE THEY'RE RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW EITHER MAKING FUNNY FACES AT YOU OR WITH A SCREAM MASK TO SCARE YOU
Linked Universe but they're a group of online friends.
They met on a Discord server and now they also have a Minecraft server. They always use usernames/gamertags since none of them know each other's names. They only find out that they all somehow share the same name when they start meeting up
"You lied about your age!"
Four: "WHAT? NO!? I DID NOT!!!"



