"Average american eats 3 pizzas a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average american eats 1 pizzas per day. Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 2 million each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

my sister is speedrunning fandom and it's hilarious

not a week ago, my sister scorned fanfiction, she'd talk about it in that carefully polite way that conservative parents talk about politicians they don't like in front of their loved ones who do like them

but then she caed

she said it was just one fic, just one

she said she wouldn't get an Ao3 account, not even to comment, because it's just one fic

she said Tumblr wasn't for her, that it was a weird place she didn't belong

in the course of me going to work and coming home, she has gotten Ao3, Tumblr and has already read through all the tags and is now declaring that she has to learn fic-writing and practice drawing more because she needs more and it's not enough, it's never enough!

It's making me cackle

she interrupted my bath to ask me to explain what "lemon" meant

she complained that she couldn't find a multi-ship and then got mindblown when I explained how to filter tags properly so that she wasn't accidentially excluding what she wanted

I have had to take her phone from her many a time to show her how to operate Ao3 and that searching a word in the thing doesn't work if you want to filter out stuff, you need to click on a tag

she's gone from 0 to 100 in hours, and I'm delighted at her downfall

Tired 🥱: Writers coming up with flimsy in-universe excuses for the boob window.

Wired 💪: Power Girl being totally unapologetic, owning it completely, and basing her whole brand around it.

(She even does commercials for Windex.)

context according to instagram:

original image from the magazine:

Found a scan of this issue on the Internet Archive (it's the back cover). This scan is 4000x6000 for all your high resolution needs!

Grampy you've got to lock the fu--

Oh apologies i was not familiar with your game

There was that time that me and all the other preteen boys in church all had boners during prayer circle and were all humping the air. Every adult noticed and was trying not to laugh.

My daughter has decided that our cat has to pick her cereal for her in the morning now. Why?? "He knows what I like"

To answer some questions

- Penny eats breakfast with Sherbie Cat every morning, she sits at our like kitchen island thing and he is under the lil table thing

- he does in fact pick her cereal. We hold our two containers and he headbutts one

-Penny respects whatever he picks that day.

I do need you all to envision a very tall bearded man (my husband) dressed in a full suit, ready to go be a lawyer in a literal court of law, holding two boxes of nearly identical (to a cat) cereal in front of an 11 pound orange menace, begging him to head butt one so we can move forward with our morning.

if you can’t get ROCK FUCKING HARD i dont want you to even LOOK at my blog!!!

i drinka the coffee i get big

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

me liking every post i see just to see the cute lil snowman ⛄️

in her defense, her car got blown up and then her best bud went into surgery. But that was also months ago