The neurodivergent urge to do this

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

???

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

I pray that 2026 is a better year. I truly do not know how it could get better but I hold out hope. Because this is fucking awful.

Best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, ðe second best is now.

Best time to plant a

tree was ten years ago, ðe

second best is now.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I started this one almost seven years ago and only worked on it for threee sessions bUT IT’S GETTING DONE IN 2026 BAYBEEEEEEEE

GET FUCKED U OVERAMBITIOUS PIECE OF SHIT

Bad news son. My eye for lighting has improved so I had to paint over pretty much everything

Also I didn’t eat breakfast so my Adderall wore off super early in the day and I think if you look very carefully you might pick up on the subtly erratic pattern of attack

*Kindly ignore the arms that are still green and also that one horrifically realistic one sneaking up on the left like a demon being summoned

Progress Report!

We’re getting there!!!!!

Remember there's always bread and cheese

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

overworld layout in pokemon

i don't know if accidentally giving your cat a wig when you cuddle them is a plus side or down side of having long hair

baby horseshoe crabs

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

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