"Sold to fleetwood mac" fic trend but the main character just gets forgotten and left behind at the hotel within 3 days bc the band is too busy fucking and fighting each other

Joining the tlt fandom during alectopause

commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity you would have been a terrible mom to gideon but man if it wouldnt have resulted in some novel and intersting isssues for her

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

Kpop Demon Hunters becoming a symbol of 'the bad side of 2025' genuinly hurts me.

That movie was so peak and the capitalist fanbase ruined it 💔

something about Rumi makes it physically impossible for me to draw her happy for longer than 5 seconds

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

some peoe on here its like ur so cool WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME

CREATURE????

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

he also ate some kind of stick

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

Tumblr doesn’t count as part of your digital footprint.

run b(orz)oi run

And I wouldn't have it any other way <3<3<3

T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails