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so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner
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hedge supports leo and piper getting together because he thinks they can teach each other things, like how to use a baseball bat and throw balls, so their subpar athleticism combines to create one above-average warrior. hedge is neutral about piper and jason because they don't do anything fun, and they like "talking" and "feeling". hedge is negative about leo and jason because he doesn't like that they're smarter than him together and he doesn't want them to get "ideas" against him. meanwhile, mellie actively prefers liper, not because she believes in them at all, frankly, she doesn't care what the kids are doing, she just wants jason to be miserable.
this is literally how mellie talks about jason
Posted by hatewins
I'm such a supporter of mellie hating Jason, same with Calypso. I think even when they're in their 30s, Mellie and Calypso still side-eye him despite the fact that it's not that serious. This is the only time I will agree with "piper and leo both like Jason" because Mellie and Calypso know this, and Mellie hates Jason's vibes and regularly tells Piper to dump him, and Calypso hates that her bf is gay.... Both Piper and Leo are telling Jason he's imagining it too, when he's very clearly not LMAO
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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Posted by hatewins
Medea heading back to her apartment after trying to kill Jason again, knowing Beryl don't even remember how old that kid is so she don't got to worry about Jupiter's annoying ass getting involved
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Posted by hatewins
i don't mind it tho cuz calypso hating Jason is still top tier comedy to me. So is mellie hating Jason. Neither of them need a reason, I just know it's true in general because it's funny. if Calypso was on a trip with the lost trio she'd only talk to Piper which is making me lose it. Leo would try to chase like "baby noooo let's do something with just us!!!! 🥺" And Calypso would say, "sorry there's only two tickets." And take piper. Jason would be all "😩 don't worry bro, I'll talk to her" and the moment he approaches Calypso he gets a glare so strong he dies again. Mellie's casual about it though, because she would be worried about him, but for the next 15 years she hears his name and has to control her face from the immediate eye roll. If piper or Leo have a single scratch she fusses, but if jason came back with a broken arm she'd say "walk it off"
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normal costars after finishing a film: yeah it was a pleasure working with them
ariana grande and cynthia erivo after filming wicked: she’s my bosom friend, my other half, my soulmate and we are eternally bonded in spirit. we got matching tattoos that touch when we hold hands. i cry when she cries because our bodies are permanently attuned to the other’s emotional wavelength. i would literally fall on a blade and move mountains for that woman. also we forged a blood pact once
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credits to @aroaceleovaldez for generously revealing the font name i had so much fun w this (the fonts called 'centaur')
