so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner
Those highlights are so humbling, like yeah actually I do love the lost trio enough I be taking notes about them 😭😭😭😭😭 whatever I just don't think it's forcing lesbian onto her, she reads as a lesbian if you read TOA lol. I've seen her as bisexual from the moment I met her, but even reading TOA I was kinda like "oh ah" because it's not piper saying "oh I also like girls" its piper saying "I don't think I like what I'm supposed to like" which are two very very very different things. But piper is also my little character so she is stuck in a paralysis of sexuality that depends on the point I'm making at the time LMFAOOO
i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious
numerous gods and leo himself going "man this mfer gonna die fr" vs piper saying "no he won't!" And she won in the end. Call that the power of love conquers all
you people cant be crying about blonde blue eyed men.
Naruto means everything to us
ok sorry carry on
I'm such a supporter of mellie hating Jason, same with Calypso. I think even when they're in their 30s, Mellie and Calypso still side-eye him despite the fact that it's not that serious. This is the only time I will agree with "piper and leo both like Jason" because Mellie and Calypso know this, and Mellie hates Jason's vibes and regularly tells Piper to dump him, and Calypso hates that her bf is gay.... Both Piper and Leo are telling Jason he's imagining it too, when he's very clearly not LMAO
this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
I'm surprised there aren't more demigods who aren't from juvie, and Camp Half Blood isn't advertised as a rehabilitation program from troubled kids (TTI, the way Wilderness is) How Percy avoided legal trouble is because he has a Sally, but how Leo avoided legal trouble is beyond me. While we know that Piper and Leo met that same semester, we don't know if leo had been there for much longer, because they really do throw u into those type of programs when there's nowhere else to put you, and you are a problem child... Wilderness seems like Piper's first experience with those type of schools, but leo.... I dunno man, its unlikely if you know anything about being a fucked up kid
"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws
i don't mind it tho cuz calypso hating Jason is still top tier comedy to me. So is mellie hating Jason. Neither of them need a reason, I just know it's true in general because it's funny. if Calypso was on a trip with the lost trio she'd only talk to Piper which is making me lose it. Leo would try to chase like "baby noooo let's do something with just us!!!! 🥺" And Calypso would say, "sorry there's only two tickets." And take piper. Jason would be all "😩 don't worry bro, I'll talk to her" and the moment he approaches Calypso he gets a glare so strong he dies again. Mellie's casual about it though, because she would be worried about him, but for the next 15 years she hears his name and has to control her face from the immediate eye roll. If piper or Leo have a single scratch she fusses, but if jason came back with a broken arm she'd say "walk it off"
jason and piper, paris and helen is sooooooooo awesome, except riordan wrote it so it didn't turn out awesome, but also, hate to say it, but he actually did it pretty awesomely. the end in tbm is the best ending in the world for them idgaf! leo too, but this ain't about him. jason and piper, erm. love actually
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