Silly Game Time: WEIRD RACES! A magnificent specimen of aptenodytes forsteri, or the emperor penguin—the largest species of penguin. It stands at 3'3" (100cm), weighs just under 100lbs (45kg), and is only impeded by ... being a penguin on land. VS An olympic-class wrestler who can only advance while lying on the ground and rolling.
Which will be the first to cross the finish line 250 yards (basically 250 meters) away? You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!
olympic class wrestler for sure
"sorry if I'm annoying you:(", "am i bothering you?", "tell me to shut up if i bore you"
your presence fills the cracks in my heart like flowers sprouting out of the earth i love you. you are the thorns in my stem that protect my petals i adore you. Tell me it all.
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
CALICUMNMMM Has NO FAVORITEE
THEY HATE US ALLLL /silly
SHUSH I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY
pouts sadly
it’s okay my child
Still pouting
i’ll take you out for ice cream to make it up to you
okay but your taking my cousin with us and my brother ig (definitely not reading this out loud to them) (also ur gonna have to adopt them too)
fine fine, gonna be one expensive ice cream bill…
I’ll pay for mine and Stitch’s dw
ok!
wait can dogs eat icecream
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
CALICUMNMMM Has NO FAVORITEE
THEY HATE US ALLLL /silly
SHUSH I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY
pouts sadly
it’s okay my child
Still pouting
i’ll take you out for ice cream to make it up to you
okay but your taking my cousin with us and my brother ig (definitely not reading this out loud to them) (also ur gonna have to adopt them too)
fine fine, gonna be one expensive ice cream bill…
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
CALICUMNMMM Has NO FAVORITEE
THEY HATE US ALLLL /silly
SHUSH I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY
pouts sadly
it’s okay my child
Still pouting
i’ll take you out for ice cream to make it up to you
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
CALICUMNMMM Has NO FAVORITEE
THEY HATE US ALLLL /silly
SHUSH I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY
pouts sadly
it’s okay my child
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
CALICUMNMMM Has NO FAVORITEE
THEY HATE US ALLLL /silly
SHUSH I LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
HE DOESNT VOUNTTTT
YOU MADE ME CHOOSE
Dad very important question
who’s ur favorite kid ,,,,,,,
you’re making me choose between @alex-likes-stars and @child-of-makenzie-and-calcium AND my fourth child who doesn’t have a tumblr account?!
i can’t choose :(
CHOOSE OR ELSE
AHHHHHH
calcium jr /j
